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[parasitevenus]

So, earlier today I went to the grocery store. I had just bought chicken and really wanted to get it in the fridge as quickly as possible, so I forgot that I'd bungee-corded a pack of toilet paper to the rack on the back wheel of my bike and left it there. A while later I had to pee and realized I'd never brought the toilet paper upstairs. I went down to get it and it was gone.

Who the hell steals toilet paper? I'm really more amused than angry.