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BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE...I'D LIKE TO SAY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDEH. ILOVEYOOOOUUU!!
A'ight. I like love art school.
Not only because it's ART SCHOOL. I mean, classes havn't even started yet. But because the staff is awesome...and hired an R-rated hypnotist to come and perform after orientation stuff today. This guy was fuckin' OFF THE WALLS. I didn't realize he was R-rated until he started cracking dick jokes, and making some girl believe she had a penis that would grow whenever he snapped his finger. And made those under his spell (male and female) to find him more and more sexually attractive whenever he made a coughing or sneezeing noise. xDD The subjects of his mind games put on a delightful striptease (without removing any clothing...just raunchy dancing) and then went into a ballet performance. He made this guy think he was growing boobs and that his penis was running around the fucking room. xDD Joe Devito was the name of the hypnotist. A shame there aren't any good youtube videos of the guy. ono
Annnndddd boys are hitting on me, what do? *n*;;;;
The Artists Residence is cool, cause we have vast, empty workrooms that can be used for whateverthefuck. Finishing a project...hanging out...and having dance parties...OuO So there was this mild, ghetto (but still fun) rave type thingy in which a student brought a strobe light and a rainbow disco ball. But back to the point. Unfortunately this makes it very easy for greasy boys to find your room and invite themselves in. :T And then leave his number on yer dry-erase marker board and crack awkward dirty jokes...directed at you. :U And then get sadface when you kick them out cause you're "tired".
Pffft WHUTEVER, MANG. GTFO MY MAN CAVE. >:O
Also, the huge steel beams that are being DRIVEN into the construction lot ground RIGHT OUT MY WINDOW are gonna really piss me off. Especially if they pull another "It's 7:30am, LETS GET THIS NOISY SHIT GOING, YOU GUISE. HUR DURR" Most of my classes start at 1:30. No way in mothafuckin hell am I getting up IN THE NAME OF ANGRY CONSTRUCTION SITES. >8U
A'ight. I like love art school.
Not only because it's ART SCHOOL. I mean, classes havn't even started yet. But because the staff is awesome...and hired an R-rated hypnotist to come and perform after orientation stuff today. This guy was fuckin' OFF THE WALLS. I didn't realize he was R-rated until he started cracking dick jokes, and making some girl believe she had a penis that would grow whenever he snapped his finger. And made those under his spell (male and female) to find him more and more sexually attractive whenever he made a coughing or sneezeing noise. xDD The subjects of his mind games put on a delightful striptease (without removing any clothing...just raunchy dancing) and then went into a ballet performance. He made this guy think he was growing boobs and that his penis was running around the fucking room. xDD Joe Devito was the name of the hypnotist. A shame there aren't any good youtube videos of the guy. ono
Annnndddd boys are hitting on me, what do? *n*;;;;
The Artists Residence is cool, cause we have vast, empty workrooms that can be used for whateverthefuck. Finishing a project...hanging out...and having dance parties...OuO So there was this mild, ghetto (but still fun) rave type thingy in which a student brought a strobe light and a rainbow disco ball. But back to the point. Unfortunately this makes it very easy for greasy boys to find your room and invite themselves in. :T And then leave his number on yer dry-erase marker board and crack awkward dirty jokes...directed at you. :U And then get sadface when you kick them out cause you're "tired".
Pffft WHUTEVER, MANG. GTFO MY MAN CAVE. >:O
Also, the huge steel beams that are being DRIVEN into the construction lot ground RIGHT OUT MY WINDOW are gonna really piss me off. Especially if they pull another "It's 7:30am, LETS GET THIS NOISY SHIT GOING, YOU GUISE. HUR DURR" Most of my classes start at 1:30. No way in mothafuckin hell am I getting up IN THE NAME OF ANGRY CONSTRUCTION SITES. >8U