moral of the story: Just don't accept calls from jail. period.
I'm tired. Will post more later, but for the time being, never accept a collect call from jail.
http://www.consumerfraudreporting.org/jail_phone_scams.php
sigh. I was on hold with hennepin county jail for 15 minutes, got transferred, and was promptly disconnected.
Try again, same loverly impotent geraldo riviera saxaphone. I fear it may drive me mad. still a 15 minute wait. I wonder if there is noone there, and this is just how they appease obsessive-compulsive folks calling in. I may never, ever get off this phone. I wonder what life will be like, never ending sappy lilting saxophone with smooth, stab your eyes out oh god the pain oh god oh god oh god background? Maybe I should just go shitass insane now and save myself the trouble.
http://www.consumerfraudreporting.org/jail_phone_scams.php
sigh. I was on hold with hennepin county jail for 15 minutes, got transferred, and was promptly disconnected.
Try again, same loverly impotent geraldo riviera saxaphone. I fear it may drive me mad. still a 15 minute wait. I wonder if there is noone there, and this is just how they appease obsessive-compulsive folks calling in. I may never, ever get off this phone. I wonder what life will be like, never ending sappy lilting saxophone with smooth, stab your eyes out oh god the pain oh god oh god oh god background? Maybe I should just go shitass insane now and save myself the trouble.