looners unite!

Aug 15, 2005 23:11

Hi!!!

I know, I have been so terribly lax with the paraphile goodness. Thank you all for carrying the torch during these long months. My plan, ahem, my PLAN, is that lumpfenfleufen will take over this updating task. Several reasons why: lumpfenfleufen DOES EXIST. I did not create his journal merely to increase the number of lepic subscribers. Also, lumpfenfleufen knows so much about these things. Mucho better qualified than myself.

Casting all this aside, I humbly submit for review the following theme:

Balloon fetish. For more and wonderful information, check out the book Deviant Desires by Katherine Gates. A brief excerpt from her "brief":

"Watching other people inflate or pop [balloons] is the pinnacle of looner porno...Looners jack off with balloons, fuck them in the nozzle, and bounce on them while masturbating. Looners do not put balloons inside themselves--this is not only uninteresting, it's dangerous...looners are not sexually interested in children and find pictures of children with balloons disturbing. Even the most innocuous pictures of children with balloons are banned from the ballooon websites" (73).

One of my all time favorite photo captions ever occurs in this chapter of the book:

"Buster Steve, in fake police uniform, blowing up balloons at a gay pride march in New Mexico. Note hard-on" (84).

Imagine the possibilities.

Over & out,

rbr
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