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[paranormal_p_i]

[There is a loud splashing sound, some shuffling and squelching, and then a very disgruntled 'che,' followed by more shuffling and squelching. Above the somewhat muffled noises, a cross voice can be heard.]

If I was going to be abducted by aliens or something, you'd think they'd have a little bit more care, right?

[The shuffling and squelching

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video forever :|a

[eatingwings]

Are you always this loud, boy?

Re: video forever :|a

[paranormal_p_i]

Who're you calling a boy? And I'm not being loud! Well, no louder than usual, anyway.

[eatingwings]

Tch. You are a child, boy. In mind, body, and soul.

[paranormal_p_i]

In mind and soul, maybe, but I"ll have you know that my body is one hundred percent MAN!

[Poses]

[eatingwings]

[ Alucard rolls his eyes ]

Uh huh.

[paranormal_p_i]

[Annoyed]

Seriously! I've got abs of steel, reflexes like a cat! Not to mention my dashing good looks.

I'm the very image of masculinity...

[patented Martin!smirk]

[eatingwings]

[ Alucard is not impressed ]

A pity your mind isn't as sharp as you claim your looks are, boy.

[paranormal_p_i]

[Martin is steamed. Like Broccoli.]

My mind is sharp enough! Like....like....a steel trap!

[Foot, meet mouth. Now insert.]

[eatingwings]

[ Alucard grins, yes those are fangs. ]

A dull steel trap.

[paranormal_p_i]

[Martin is distracted by the pointiness.]

Hey! Open your mouth again!!

[He shakes the camera, like that will help. He gives Alucard a suspicious look.]

I bet you'd run away from garlic if I chucked it at you.

[eatingwings]

Garlic?

[ /snort ]

Has no effect on me, boy.

[paranormal_p_i]

[Blinks]

So....you're not a vampire?

[Droops slightly. Martin is very disappointed in you, Alucard.]

[eatingwings]

[ 8|a ]

I am a vampire, boy.

Five hundred years ago I was born as Vlad Dracul III Țepeș. When I died, they called me Dracula. Now, I am Alucard.

[paranormal_p_i]

[Speechless with absolute glee. Well, almost.]

Dracula?! You're Dracula?!

[Totally wants your autograph now.]

[eatingwings]

Yes.

[paranormal_p_i]

[Swoon.]

Hey! Is it true you kept all your prisoners in huge dungeons beneath the Old Princely Court and the city? Oh! And that you hang out at crossroads on St. George's Day?