i shall entitle this my vagina rant...
do you know why god gave men penises? b/c they're too stupid to know how to operate a vagina. masturbation with a vagina involves tools and a freaking manual and practice and time and all these things make it so vastly difficult that most of us dont even bother. men kinda rub it and... boom they get off. what the fuck is that about? god knew that men would be way too high strung if they couldn't get off on a regular basis and too stupid to figure out the mechanics of a vagina so he gave them the easy genitalia. men when they have sex for the first time enjoy it, women hurt for a week. women get to have things shoved up there and have doctors poke around, and it hurts and makes us feel dirty and violated, men just kinda look at it and know that its ok. women get infections and men suggest things like taking a tampon and putting tee tree oil on it and shoving it up your vagina. i speak for every woman on this planet when i say owwie. of course a man would think that up. then there are thongs... lovely lovely thongs, and women wear them and some even like it, and then men, well certain men, think its funny to try and give a girl who's wearing one a weggie... that is so beyond fucked up that i cant even talk about it... it could seriously injure a vagina, a poor delicate vagina. men have it so fucking easy. but hey i take the difficulty in stride bc at the end of the day i still have and love my vagina.