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bc i have two midterms today (in less than 8 and 10 hrs respectively) i shall update which i havent done in like a billion years. this was the week to end all weeks and a personal record. i made out with 3 boys and a girl and went on a date (with a different boy than the 3 i made out with). for some unexplainable reason boys have been popping up left and right to make out with me. the first was the most random experience of my life. he IMd me after we hadnt talked for like 2 yrs to tell me he wanted to have sex with me. we made out once freshman year and then boom... "can i fuck you?" well obviously i wasnt going to do him but i did make out with him. he was really good about it too and we set up ground rules before hand so that i felt completely comfortable. he even complimented me which was nice bc he didnt have to bc he knew we were going to make out. the second one i work with and was random bc he just showed up at my door (yes i told him what apt i lived in he wasnt stalking me) and it was weird bc when i said "oh yah come visit me" it was meant in that small talk sorta "i know this wont ever happen but its nice to say it" sorta way. but he did come visit. and then it was awkward bc i dont really know him and i dont really talk to him except in the office when i go "why are you staring at me it really creeps me out" and then he wanted to play truth or dare (i know were in the 8th grade) but yay for the game i bought at the hustler store. but of course one of the dare cards is all kiss the person blah blah blah and then it turned into making out. and i have to see him at work. wtf. then the third boy i met like spring quarter last yr and havent seen in like 6 months or whatever then he came to the party i was at last night and then i dunno things just happened and then we made out, but it was all cuddly making out not like i want to fuck you making out. and somewhere during that party i kissed some random chick. she says she was straight but i dont think so bc after we kissed she would come sit on my lap and lay on me and shit. apparently im a pimp. the date was on the same night i made out with the first guy and was with a marine. yah i attract them no matter where i am. and then apparently i look like a lesbian bc im tall and have red hair (well thats what the new roomie said neway) so yah i made out with a guy on wednesday, a guy on thursday, and a guy and a chick on saturday.
holy fucking shit.
holy fucking shit.