000.005 THE DUDE ABIDES.

[paranoidcreator]

[The dude needs no introduction. He's simply there, in a bathrobe and boxers and a big pair of sunglasses.]

...Okay guys.

Everybody chill out.

I'm looking for a rug.

If you see a rug. Tell me.

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[batmanschmatman]

Why?

[paranoidcreator]

Because I need to find it man.

[batmanschmatman]

Why?

[paranoidcreator]

...because man! It ties the room together.

[batmanschmatman]

You need a specific rug?