Furry bag of shit

[paranoidandroid]

Last night, when I tried to get into bed, I was lucky enough to notice that one of our darling fur bags had shit on the duvet

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[laaalaaa]

On the divorce note, I am not happily divorced, but still waiting on the judge to make the decision on how much I will have to give my **** of an ex-husband. Despite him signing a waiver that he wanted NOTHING from me, mainly because he was in the belief that he would get half my debt and it would outweigh my worth, the judge has taken it upon himself to contact him and offer him advice to tell him what he CAN get from me. The last I heard the ex had til the 9th of May to decide if he wanted to try to get something from me and so far I have heard nothing. I am hoping he moved house and didn't get the letter, or he's dead

[paranoidandroid]

In my naivety I can't believe he'll get anything... but I know from previous experience the law is ass at times.

The worst of it is - you'll need to employ a lawer at your own expense if you want half a hope of defeating him... so it will still cost you money.

Perhaps you should write that book... you never know - it might help you pay for your divorce! :)

[laaalaaa]

I get legal aid, because I am being paid a pittance :D So won't cost me a penny, bit still very annoying.

[paranoidandroid]

That's not so bad then... who knew earning bugger all would ever be a positive? :)

[laaalaaa]

Aye, when I started the divorce I had to pay, but then my solicitor took so long and I got made redundant and went on legal aid and my new wage is a lot less than I had before, so I have retained the legal aid.

On one hand I miss my old wage, but on the other I am loving the fact that he thinks I am paying for my solicitor and im not :D He could easily get legal aid and hasn't, because he doesnt know about it, which is the best thing in the world :D

[paranoidandroid]

You really know how to pick em dear ! :x

[laaalaaa]

I've certainly learnt the hard way! Ive got a good one now though :)