"New York, you're safer, and you're wasting my time."
Bare bulb hangs over the General, bristle thick hair, hard-nose, cigar, looms over a map, neck lower than shoulders, firm grip on the table.
"I'm not going to repeat myself on this one," he says. "I'll go over this once."
Everyone leans in...
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I need to gear up.
So from here on I'm going to maintain at least one update a week, and one on the weekend.
Only way to really develop a razor for this writing thing, as I see it: Write. a lot.
No need for you to feel self conscious, though. keep up the good work.
Guys, porn goes in the 'Fax' folder, whole words = queer, and keep a bitch and a beer in every photo. Set that reactive glance to a hair trigger, play a little Xbox, and spark up your Black & Milds.
Girls, remember: small mouth, big eyes. Stand sideways in groups, never show more than 25% of your actual body, and contrast, contrast, contrast. Don't forget to throw in some Andy Warhol shit too. Try to write captions that show how edgy your life is: "SeX & buLLeTZ" or Regina Spektor lyrics will do in a pinch.
Alright. That's today down. I count days as the stuff in between when I sleep.
-Btchsntshtbthozntrx,
Steve
"I'm not going to repeat myself on this one," he says. "I'll go over this once."
Everyone leans in...
-------------------------
I need to gear up.
So from here on I'm going to maintain at least one update a week, and one on the weekend.
Only way to really develop a razor for this writing thing, as I see it: Write. a lot.
No need for you to feel self conscious, though. keep up the good work.
Guys, porn goes in the 'Fax' folder, whole words = queer, and keep a bitch and a beer in every photo. Set that reactive glance to a hair trigger, play a little Xbox, and spark up your Black & Milds.
Girls, remember: small mouth, big eyes. Stand sideways in groups, never show more than 25% of your actual body, and contrast, contrast, contrast. Don't forget to throw in some Andy Warhol shit too. Try to write captions that show how edgy your life is: "SeX & buLLeTZ" or Regina Spektor lyrics will do in a pinch.
Alright. That's today down. I count days as the stuff in between when I sleep.
-Btchsntshtbthozntrx,
Steve