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1) Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out and sometimes completes your sentences?:
not really. tori and i would say the same things sometimes but yeah.
2) Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?:
not a real punch, no.
4) Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an A?:
i don't believe so
6) What is the nicest thing you own that’s not a vehicle?:
probably my camera
7) 10 being your best, what were you today?:
like how was i feeling?? i don't know. a 6?
10) Can you cook harder things then spaghetti, pancakes, and macaroni?
if i really tried i'm sure i could but i can't just whip shit out. i'd need a recipe
12) Do you smoke weed?
hell nah
13) Pick a job?:
musician
16) Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
i don't think so but i guess it's possible i just don't know
17) What is your favorite kind of soda?:
I hate people that say pop god damn that's stupid. root beer.
19) Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?:
2 years now skanks
20) What four tv channels do you watch the most?:
MTV, Comedy Central, Bravo and i don't know.. a movie channel. shoo.
21) If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?:
man i don't know haha i'm feeling pretty lazy right now.
22) Last summer ?
I worked at starlight and wanted to kill myself every day... except for when i went home early which happened awesome. and i hung out with pretty much only tori ann and ben
23) What is your favorite candy bar?:
i don't know, it's just whatever i'm feeling
25) Do you really care about saving the planet?
i mean yeah but... i'm so lazy. i'm more concerned about saving the people in the planet than the environment.
26) What do you think about the current gas prices?:
they suck a whole lot of dick.
27) You just won a free trip to one of these four places: Texas, Miami, Florida, Delaware, which one would you choose?:
Miami is in florida you god damn retard.
29) Have you ever been in trouble with the police?:
no
30) Have you ever told someone you were single when you really weren’t?:
sure haven't
32) How many jobs have you had and where?:
5. and they were all shitty.
37) Has this year been good so far?:
Yeah it's been alright
38) Have you ever been so drunk that you blacked out?:
maybe? i know there was a time i don't remember shit
39) How long does it take you to get ready?:
when i shower about an hour
42) What is your favorite childhood board game?:
clue and trouble were pretty tight
43) Do you change best friends a lot?:
No? thats a weird question. i keep best friends
44) Do you think that you’re a good person?:
not all the time
45) Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?:
negative
46) Is there someone in your life that you can’t get enough of?:
yah TRICK YAH
47) What kind of grades do you usually get in school?
It ranges from C's to A's. but usually i'm a B person.
48) What are your plans for the future?
LEAVING. traveling, doing things i love and probably not having kids for the love of god
50) Who do you wanna see right now?
any of my friends would be fine i guess but i'm good by myself.
Childhood weirdness
Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends? i never had imaginary friends. i would try to make them up because i felt left out for not having any and i couldn't do it because i knew they weren't real.
Did people consider you an odd child? I was weird but i don't know that adults looked at me and thought "she'd odd." other kids though, sure.
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old? hah not even close
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young? i guess kind of but not really
Were they intricate or simple thoughts? motherfuckin intricate. i'm a complex soul.
If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: i thought about god a lot. and the existence of the world and people and such.
Were you dreams very vivid as a child? Oh yeah. i had some crazy ass dreams that i still remember.
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood? I don't know
Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age? I was the first person in my class to learn the alphabet, bitch. and the teachers always read my stories out loud cause i was AWESOME.
What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child? hoe, i don't remember! shoo. all i know is i was super duper mature. duh.
What were your favorite TV shows in early childhood? i loved everything on the disney channel and tom & jerry. and ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? because its the best show ever.
Were you afraid of monsters? yeah. i had to make my mom close the closet door and drawers to my dresser every night.
Did you believe that fictional characters were real? i don't think so
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical? I was loud
Issues and U.S. Stuff
Do you eat meat? yes i do
If you do, what is your justification for it? I don't know why i need justification for eating food.
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be? gay marriage. and really i don't know anything else i don't follow shit.
Do you believe in the death penalty? i've never been able to figure out what i think about that.
Did Mumia do it? probably not.
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into? i really hate people that only fucking think about drugs god DAMN your life must be shitty if you can't find better things to do. i choose motherfucking australia.
What are your opinions of Michael Moore? i think he makes movies. whoo
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: i think it would be god damn motherfucking stupid if we had retards walking around HIGH ALL THE TIME because it's legal and they don't have to be worried about getting caught. it's bullshit. people are so damn stupid they would act like morons.
What about gay marriage? I still wish i could figure out why people don't think it's okay. could we be bigger assholes?
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right? i don't give a damn.
What television news coverage do you detest the most? i don't know?
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? I mean thats kind of a stupid question cause it can't happen
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first? california
Who do you consider "American Heroes"? yo ass
Completely Obtuse & Silly Questions
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? Explain: i might have. i feel like i've at least considering doing that.
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? i do it whenever i feel like it needs a yellin
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: its been a while. heroes maybe
Are the Muppets sinister? Think about it: no, they're awesome
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis? no but it has interesting stuff on there
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? Discuss: most likely but i can't remember a specific instance
Sugar or Honey? Sugar.
What's on your desk right now? i don't have a desk yo
How many e-mails do you recieve a day? a bunch but only because of facebook
Do you think that time travel is a possibility? yes.
Have you ever had a past life regression? i don't think so?
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys? Obviously.
San Francisco or New York City? san francisco
Are you really a famous person undercover on Live Journal? yeah, i am miley cyrus.
Are you really an alien spectator studying the human condition via LJ? blah blah
What are your favorite color combinations? i dont feel like naming them all
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: An acorn
Do you enjoy night or day better? it just depends.
Favorite animal: monkeys
Have you ever been to a protest? no.
Aggravated a cop on purpose? no i don't give a shit about cops
Worst decision you ever made? i'm sure there's a few
Ever gone train hopping/ridden the rails? ridden the rails? i don't think so
Best invention of this century? Worst? i'm boring but i don't know
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be? The 20's.
Ever put your hand through a window? yeah when it's open
List a few words you hate the sound of: shit i dont know
And a few you like the sound of: if i wasn't so tired i could think of something.
Emotions & Such
Have you attempted suicide more than once? i've never attempted suicide
Cutting? No
Do you get violent when you are angry? Yeah i get real pissed
Which emotion are you most consumed by? mm. anger and annoyance
Are you highly emotive? yeah i'd say so
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself? It depends on the problem but most of the time i bitch about them.
Do you fall in love easily? not even. it took me forever to fall in love.
What age/year was the most difficult for you? i don't really know. probably 13 or some shit.
How do you channel your anger/sadness? music music music.
Ever been addicted to alcohol or drugs? no. i'm smarter than that shit.
Ever been homeless? i don't think so
List a few simple things that make you happy: nice weather. food. people i like. doing things i like. like music.
When were you most recently your happiest? i don't know i've been happy a lot recently. except when i'm at work.
Do you consider yourself empathetic? yeah
Friends
Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: i dont motherfucking feel like it.
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other? most of my friends are completely different.
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: theyre all funny. i dont do non funny people
Do you keep in touch with friends from high school? yah
Are they mostly local or long distance? local i guess but ann is in baltimore and we're still tight
When you go out with friends, what kinds of things do you do? nothing really
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend? i cant really think of a time i've been "betrayed"
If yes, are you still friends with that person? --
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older? same age
Do you have a hard time making friends because most people bore you? hah yes. i feel most people are complete idiots.
Do you like to hang out with friends one-on-one or in groups? most of the time groups but i also like one on one when im feeling poopy
Which of your online friends do you have the most in common with? online friends? i dont really have those anymore..
Family
Are you close to your family? yeah. not my grandparents and shit but parents and sister
What traits are you glad you inherited from them? haha. i got stubbornness and fast driving from my dad. and probably thinking a whole shit ton from my mother.
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them? ill repeat it again
What sitcom does your family most remind you of? oh good lord none. we're too ridiculous
Does your family live locally or far away? my dad lives in switzerland.
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family? my dad and i stopped talking for a while because every time we did we'd fight.
Have either of your parents died? no thank god
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites? i dont think im a damn thing like my family
How many siblings do you have? a sister and half bro
Has your family ever thrown food at each other? oh most definitely
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy? i usually enjoy them
Do you look like your parents? everyone says i look like my mom. however, i don't see it worth shit.
List one interesting fact about your family: theres too many to choose from
Lovers
Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea? Straight.
Married/partnered? Partnered.
Ever gone out with someone you were embarrassed to be seen with? no...i wouldn't go out with them if that were the case
Ever broken someones heart? Yeah kinda
How many serious relationships have you had? really only one serious relationship
Do you believe in monogamy? of course
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have? yes. freshman year was so silly
Do you believe in the theory of soul mates? no.
Ever cheated? no.
Been cheated on? i guess kind of but i didnt realize it at the time or care. fuck knows why haha. if it happened now i'd chop a dick off or something
Thrown someones stuff out on the lawn/stairs/etc.? no
Had your stuff thrown out on the lawn/stairs/etc.? no
Most important emotional qualities of a lover? loyalty, sense of humor, other stuff
Most important physical qualities? someone who has decent style, good hair (not long and nasty) and has a good face. i don't like a lot of muscles and i'm not a fan of body hair.
Food & Drink
Non-alcoholic beverage of choice: motherfucking cranberry juice.
Alcoholic beverage of choice: i don't know
Foods you crave on a regular basis: tacos!
Salsa and Chips or Pita and Hummus? depends on the mood
Meat or Tofu? MEAT. FUCK TOFU
Soup or Salad? Soup.
Soda or Juice? Juice.
Can I get you anything else? No thanks.
What's your problem? Im hungry
Favorite candy: sweettarts, starbursts, skttles...
Favorite food to make: pasta.
Food brand that you hate? I don't really know.
Do you try to buy all organic? sure dont
Favorite quick food? q.do.ba.
Would You Rather...
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste? what? the steak... obviously...
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns? oh thats a terrible question. papercuts i guess
Be perceived as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)? street smart. i dont know why intelligence fucking matters so much if you cant get through daily decisions
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap? oh fuck that a bottle cap
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind? err............ heart
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you? read minds! if someones going to fall in love with me i dont want it to be forced thats stupid
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill? The grill please
Not be able to tell the time or not know left from right? left and right
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible? Fly i think
Eat 15 feet of aluminum foil or swallow 3 steel guitar strings? i think they both suck ass
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor? questionable integrity
Always spit when you talk or always be spit on while spoken to? spit when talk
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person? three questions nicca
Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial? several
Ever yelled at an SUV? sure
A Hummer? nah
Ever faked being sick to get out of going somewhere? jah
Horror film that freaked you out the most? shit i don't know.
Horror film that is so scary you could not be paid to watch it again: oh none
Bambi or Nemo? NEMO I HATE BAMBI
List 3 things that are worrying you right now: money and finding an apartment. and getting a new job i guess
Are you sick of this survey yet? nah
It's too fucking long, right? Nah its fine
Well, I'm just trying to help you pass the time! It's working.
How long have you been on LJ? since freshman year so i guess 5 years
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience? It definitely was a while ago. or i guess... it kind of depressed me a lot. now i don't really care.
Describe the last dream you had: my dad hired someone to kill elliott
Ever brought a lawsuit against a company? i'm far to lazy for that
Ever sang at a Karaoke bar? i sang karaoke at work which was in a bar.
What was the worst concert you ever went to? err...oh fucking elvis costello? at bonnaroo. FUCK that concert.
The best? all the others ive been to were good
Do you think you'll ever have children if you don't already? i really dont plan on it but if it happens it happens
Do you think there is life on other planets? i dont really know how it would be possible for earth to be the only planet with life.
Have you ever saved a dying animal? probably not
Most disgusting thing you have ever "found" in your food: i cant really think of anything too bad
Have you ever broken a leg or arm? Nope
Would you rather stay in the house or do things outside? i like chillin in the house for a little bit but after a while i get bored and depressed so i need to leave
Do people make their own reality? Is there one true reality? Discuss: yes they make their own reality and yes i think theres on true reality. i dont feel like discussing
David Letterman or Jay Leno? neither
Last words? i wish i had my glasses