But when it comes down to it, all I really know in life is this:
- Technology makes for bad necks.
- No one doesn't like Carr's Table Water Crackers.
- The Crane Wife 3 will always be one of the most beautiful songs ever created.
- Finding a mechanical pencil full of lead and with a hearty eraser is right on par with discovering a stack of two-dollar bills in your flower garden...just as wonderful, just as improbable.
- To some people, you have drifted off the face of the earth.
- Change is the only constant, unless we're talking about humanity. In which case, horror and unpleasantries are the only constants, with occasional undertones of kindness.
- If you think it will burn, do not risk it.
- We are always judging you.
- If it has broken more than once, stop fixing it. Just replace it. This goes for ipods, relationships, and people. Too much fixing gives one grey hairs.
- People are going to leave you, and you're going to have to deal.
- If someone likes you enough to be annoying enough to complain about, just be happy that there's a being on earth that sees so much in you.
- Contrary to popular conception, chocolate cannot cure all. Most, but not all. Cancer, for example.
- You may find friends in the most unexpected of places, but don't rely on it.
- Relying on things is silly.
- It's alright, in case you were wondering. It's alright.
- No one doesn't like Carr's Table Water Crackers.
- The Crane Wife 3 will always be one of the most beautiful songs ever created.
- Finding a mechanical pencil full of lead and with a hearty eraser is right on par with discovering a stack of two-dollar bills in your flower garden...just as wonderful, just as improbable.
- To some people, you have drifted off the face of the earth.
- Change is the only constant, unless we're talking about humanity. In which case, horror and unpleasantries are the only constants, with occasional undertones of kindness.
- If you think it will burn, do not risk it.
- We are always judging you.
- If it has broken more than once, stop fixing it. Just replace it. This goes for ipods, relationships, and people. Too much fixing gives one grey hairs.
- People are going to leave you, and you're going to have to deal.
- If someone likes you enough to be annoying enough to complain about, just be happy that there's a being on earth that sees so much in you.
- Contrary to popular conception, chocolate cannot cure all. Most, but not all. Cancer, for example.
- You may find friends in the most unexpected of places, but don't rely on it.
- Relying on things is silly.
- It's alright, in case you were wondering. It's alright.