HERES THE FUCKING DEAL YOU CRAZY METALHEADS
M E T A L!!!!
I have been TOTALLY neglecting my musical talents over the past few years and thanks to a string of social, emotional, and financial disasters I have found my way back to the strings I have loved so much in the past. After spending a few months jamming along with the stereo I started to feel the itch to REALLY make some fucking noise!!(I have more then enough watts and speaker, car stereo enthusiasts could only dream of putting out the same power as my live rig)
I want to crank out power metal. The sound and feeling of such bands like Dragonforce, Stratovarius, Gamma Ray, Helloween, Cellador and RAGE give me exactly six hundred and sixty six throbbing bonners.
So here is the deal:
I need two crazy talented guitarists who have fast fingers and a thirst for shred. Long hair is a must. NO MOHAWKS, EMO-FAGS, OR TEENIE/PUNK/RAVERS(nothing personal, you filthy shitbags).
Must not be afraid to freak the seven strings once in a while to add some crunch to the mix. HORRIBLE SHOW-OFFS WELCOME! SOLOS COME FROM THE COCK!!!
DRUMMERS OF TOPEKA/LAWRENCE!!! ATTENTION!!! Does Meshuggah give you an orgasm? Did you vow to name your first born son either Mike Portnroy, Vinni Paul or Bill Bruford? Got a double kit? Can you maintain 250 beats per minute? Arent at all shy to let the string men use your bass drum as a spring board on stage? Ready to make some FUCKING NOISE!!!! Gimme a line then dammit!
Last but certainly not least. Singer. And I cant stress the SINGER part enough. No growlers, grunters, or emo whiners. Must be able to hit those high finishes and can hold a decent tune and can let out a good scream that would make the likes of Rob Halford and Bruce Dickinson weep with pride. I dont care what you look like so long as you got the hair, voice, stamina, and balls to keep up the pace! I just hope you are totally down with crowd participation, the front row choir are gods! Background harmonizing handled by the string men, any dry-lung style vocals will be handled by me(Ive got it down bitches). And since I know a lot of women who could out sing and out perform any guy, sista's are TOTALLY welcome!(on the condition that you dont irritate me)
As for me, Ill be handling the all things bass.
PERSONAL EQUIPMENT:
6 string Dean Edge Q6 bass (my bread and butter)
400w Fender solid state amp, 250w Traynor tube amp
Ive got 4 speaker cabinets at my disposal. One has 4 Hartke 10's. Another one my dad made when he was my age houses two old school JBL 15's(old school meaning they were made back when bass speakers were built like tanks. 1000w each!). My prize cabs were part of the original sound system of Memorial Hall in Kansas City(NO BULLSHIT I HAVE PROOF) and each one houses a beefy Black Widow 15. Ive got guitars and recording equipment at my disposal as well.
We drink, we shred, we ignite the pits. I want to see entire clubs filled front to back with fists held high and the whiskey flowing like water. I NEED this. I WANT this! God dammit I KNOW Im not alone!!! JOIN ME IN SHOWING PEOPLE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE METAL!!!
LET THE HEADBANGER'S BALL BEGIN!!!!! HAVE NO FEAR!!! LOUDMOUTH IS FUCKING HERE!!!!!
(Loudmouth is the name Ive been writing under since highschool)
I have been TOTALLY neglecting my musical talents over the past few years and thanks to a string of social, emotional, and financial disasters I have found my way back to the strings I have loved so much in the past. After spending a few months jamming along with the stereo I started to feel the itch to REALLY make some fucking noise!!(I have more then enough watts and speaker, car stereo enthusiasts could only dream of putting out the same power as my live rig)
I want to crank out power metal. The sound and feeling of such bands like Dragonforce, Stratovarius, Gamma Ray, Helloween, Cellador and RAGE give me exactly six hundred and sixty six throbbing bonners.
So here is the deal:
I need two crazy talented guitarists who have fast fingers and a thirst for shred. Long hair is a must. NO MOHAWKS, EMO-FAGS, OR TEENIE/PUNK/RAVERS(nothing personal, you filthy shitbags).
Must not be afraid to freak the seven strings once in a while to add some crunch to the mix. HORRIBLE SHOW-OFFS WELCOME! SOLOS COME FROM THE COCK!!!
DRUMMERS OF TOPEKA/LAWRENCE!!! ATTENTION!!! Does Meshuggah give you an orgasm? Did you vow to name your first born son either Mike Portnroy, Vinni Paul or Bill Bruford? Got a double kit? Can you maintain 250 beats per minute? Arent at all shy to let the string men use your bass drum as a spring board on stage? Ready to make some FUCKING NOISE!!!! Gimme a line then dammit!
Last but certainly not least. Singer. And I cant stress the SINGER part enough. No growlers, grunters, or emo whiners. Must be able to hit those high finishes and can hold a decent tune and can let out a good scream that would make the likes of Rob Halford and Bruce Dickinson weep with pride. I dont care what you look like so long as you got the hair, voice, stamina, and balls to keep up the pace! I just hope you are totally down with crowd participation, the front row choir are gods! Background harmonizing handled by the string men, any dry-lung style vocals will be handled by me(Ive got it down bitches). And since I know a lot of women who could out sing and out perform any guy, sista's are TOTALLY welcome!(on the condition that you dont irritate me)
As for me, Ill be handling the all things bass.
PERSONAL EQUIPMENT:
6 string Dean Edge Q6 bass (my bread and butter)
400w Fender solid state amp, 250w Traynor tube amp
Ive got 4 speaker cabinets at my disposal. One has 4 Hartke 10's. Another one my dad made when he was my age houses two old school JBL 15's(old school meaning they were made back when bass speakers were built like tanks. 1000w each!). My prize cabs were part of the original sound system of Memorial Hall in Kansas City(NO BULLSHIT I HAVE PROOF) and each one houses a beefy Black Widow 15. Ive got guitars and recording equipment at my disposal as well.
We drink, we shred, we ignite the pits. I want to see entire clubs filled front to back with fists held high and the whiskey flowing like water. I NEED this. I WANT this! God dammit I KNOW Im not alone!!! JOIN ME IN SHOWING PEOPLE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE METAL!!!
LET THE HEADBANGER'S BALL BEGIN!!!!! HAVE NO FEAR!!! LOUDMOUTH IS FUCKING HERE!!!!!
(Loudmouth is the name Ive been writing under since highschool)