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I GOT POKEMON PEARL
yes i'm late, stfu i didn't even have a ds until today
ANYWAY, shenanigans ensued, as indeed they must. pokemon so far:
a male chimchar named FlameAss [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a male abra named Mumbles [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a male starly named CHEEPNATOR (who is more aptly named than i knew because he massacres everything now) [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a female shinxluxio named Bloop. looking back, should've named her Hellteeth, because holy shit Bite is amazing. [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a female geodude named Heavy G. in honor of the pokemon crystal let's play by redchocobo, yes.
a male onix named Hardeon (his nature is Calm.) [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a male budew named Tree Sperm
a male psyduck named Whozawat [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
and aim conversations from while i was playing under the cut
: fuck getting a bidoof B/
: I HATE BIDOOFS
: ALSO my name is chiclet
: and my rival is blufag
: i was gonna go with my name being AWESOME but eh
: oh hey, this girl has NOTHING BUT BIDOOFS
: /roasts them with ember
: WHY IS THERE A PSYDUCK IN THIS CAVE
Morg: I blame Lost
Morg: No seriously, why is there a psyduck in a cave?
: i dont even fucking know
: also FUCKING ZUBATS
: FUCKING SUPERSONIC
Morg: FUCKING ZUBATS
Morg: But hey, it could be worse
Morg: It could be zubats with MARIN FUCKIN KARIN
: AUGH
: NOOOO ABRA COME BAAAAACK
: ;A;
: it came back =3=
technophile: HHAHA
: /caught it with one pokeball at full health
technophile: abra are so cute
: yyyy
: /never evolves it
: also i'm surprised that my starly is turning out so useful
technophile: HAHA tess had a level 100 pidgeot in her R/B game
: it is like. WRECKING EVERYONE'S SHIT now that it has levels
: i keep one hit ko'ing everything with him sob
: CHEEPNATOR WAS NAMED WELL
technophile: HAHAHA yes
: hee hee. harden.
: harden against flameass.
: heeeeee.
technophile: LOL
: YESSSSSS LEVEL 9 ONIX
: /WHIPS OUT THE POKEBALLS
: i want it just so that i can harden whenever i want
: aaand I GOT IT
: /names it hardeon
: awwww it's a calm onix
technophile: CALM HARDEON
: i have an onix now
: it is named hardeon
: and its nature is calm
: CALM HARDEON
Morg: ...see, I named my Onix Hadron, but that wasSDGSGS
: admit it, morg, you love me
Morg: So very, very much
: my other pokemon:
: a boy chimchar named flameass
: a boy budew named tree sperm
: a boy abra named mumbles
Morg: tree sperm
Morg: tree sperm
Morg: tree sperm
: WHAT
Morg: why do you do this?
: because i'm AWESOME, obviously
Morg: whoa
Morg: wait
Morg: wait
Morg: This is your FIRST time playing Pokemon?
: yep!
Morg: GET OUT YOU FOOL
Morg: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Morg: YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A FUTURE, JAPAN HASN'T GOT YOU YET
Morg: RUN GYPSIE RUN
: i think case already sucked me into the black vortex
: i'm addicted to wooper ):
Morg: That Bitch!I will have to kill him
: i think the toxins they secrete also contain crack
Morg: where is he?! lemme at him, LEMME AT HIM
: HAHAHAHAHA
Morg: /holds you, cries into you shoulder
Morg: THEY ALWAYS DIE SO YOUNG
: /too busy playing pokemon to console you
Morg: Is too late. She hath already slipped away.
: i love my hardeon
Morg: I love your hardeon too
Morg: That doesn't make me gay, right?
: goddamn but i love hardeon
: he can demolish everything's defense
: screech is officially my new favorite ability
: ....holy shit
: scratch that
: BITE
: is my new favorite
technophile: HAHA
: ONE HIT KO ON A GEODUDE
technophile: bite works on attack power but it's a special attack, it's weird
: OH BLOOP, NEVER LEAVE ME
: and then riding high on my victory
: i forgot that rock types are weak to water.
: psyduck, why you do dis to poor hardeon. he only wants to love you.
Morg: ...wait
Morg: lemme get this straight
Morg: Your giant screeching rock snake got beaten...
Morg: by a bipedal duck with a headache
: he one-shot water gunned me.
: LOL i just critical hit + super effective'd a wurmple
Morg: ...That's nothing to be proud of, they're adorable
Morg: you monster
: it's hilarious
: and it was working for the forces of evil
: so nyah nyah.
Morg: you are the Chell to my GLaDOS
: this poor little budew
: it has no idea i'm about to roast it
: ):
Morg: ...
Morg: You monster
: it's for science.
: awww, cherubi is so cute!
: i wonder if flaming cherries taste good?
Morg: You're unbelievably evil
: and now i'm fighting a bug catcher!
: not to worry, they'll be comfy in my birdy's tummy.
Morg: ...Introducing you to pokemon was a horrible idea
: quite possibly
: (: (: (:
: mmm. adorable, roasted squirrels.
: those pachirisu didn't know what they were in for.
: okay, okay, i let you build up your rage too long. lesson learned.
: now eat death at electrokitty's hellfangs.
Morg: The commentary here is...remarkably nightmare fuel
: oh and i guess by my screaming rock snake's tight, unrelenting coils
: two horribly murdered squirrels later....
and last but not least:
: FUCKING BIDOOFS
: DIE
: DIE DIE DIE
: DIE BY MY SAMURAI PIGEON
I don't like Bidoofs. And they're everywhere. ):
OH BTW: just as a heads up, i will be vacationing at a swanky house all weekend, so contact will be sparse if not nonexistant. LOVE Y'ALL.
yes i'm late, stfu i didn't even have a ds until today
ANYWAY, shenanigans ensued, as indeed they must. pokemon so far:
a male chimchar named FlameAss [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a male abra named Mumbles [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a male starly named CHEEPNATOR (who is more aptly named than i knew because he massacres everything now) [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a female shinxluxio named Bloop. looking back, should've named her Hellteeth, because holy shit Bite is amazing. [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a female geodude named Heavy G. in honor of the pokemon crystal let's play by redchocobo, yes.
a male onix named Hardeon (his nature is Calm.) [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
a male budew named Tree Sperm
a male psyduck named Whozawat [CURRENTLY IN PARTY]
and aim conversations from while i was playing under the cut
: fuck getting a bidoof B/
: I HATE BIDOOFS
: ALSO my name is chiclet
: and my rival is blufag
: i was gonna go with my name being AWESOME but eh
: oh hey, this girl has NOTHING BUT BIDOOFS
: /roasts them with ember
: WHY IS THERE A PSYDUCK IN THIS CAVE
Morg: I blame Lost
Morg: No seriously, why is there a psyduck in a cave?
: i dont even fucking know
: also FUCKING ZUBATS
: FUCKING SUPERSONIC
Morg: FUCKING ZUBATS
Morg: But hey, it could be worse
Morg: It could be zubats with MARIN FUCKIN KARIN
: AUGH
: NOOOO ABRA COME BAAAAACK
: ;A;
: it came back =3=
technophile: HHAHA
: /caught it with one pokeball at full health
technophile: abra are so cute
: yyyy
: /never evolves it
: also i'm surprised that my starly is turning out so useful
technophile: HAHA tess had a level 100 pidgeot in her R/B game
: it is like. WRECKING EVERYONE'S SHIT now that it has levels
: i keep one hit ko'ing everything with him sob
: CHEEPNATOR WAS NAMED WELL
technophile: HAHAHA yes
: hee hee. harden.
: harden against flameass.
: heeeeee.
technophile: LOL
: YESSSSSS LEVEL 9 ONIX
: /WHIPS OUT THE POKEBALLS
: i want it just so that i can harden whenever i want
: aaand I GOT IT
: /names it hardeon
: awwww it's a calm onix
technophile: CALM HARDEON
: i have an onix now
: it is named hardeon
: and its nature is calm
: CALM HARDEON
Morg: ...see, I named my Onix Hadron, but that wasSDGSGS
: admit it, morg, you love me
Morg: So very, very much
: my other pokemon:
: a boy chimchar named flameass
: a boy budew named tree sperm
: a boy abra named mumbles
Morg: tree sperm
Morg: tree sperm
Morg: tree sperm
: WHAT
Morg: why do you do this?
: because i'm AWESOME, obviously
Morg: whoa
Morg: wait
Morg: wait
Morg: This is your FIRST time playing Pokemon?
: yep!
Morg: GET OUT YOU FOOL
Morg: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Morg: YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A FUTURE, JAPAN HASN'T GOT YOU YET
Morg: RUN GYPSIE RUN
: i think case already sucked me into the black vortex
: i'm addicted to wooper ):
Morg: That Bitch!I will have to kill him
: i think the toxins they secrete also contain crack
Morg: where is he?! lemme at him, LEMME AT HIM
: HAHAHAHAHA
Morg: /holds you, cries into you shoulder
Morg: THEY ALWAYS DIE SO YOUNG
: /too busy playing pokemon to console you
Morg: Is too late. She hath already slipped away.
: i love my hardeon
Morg: I love your hardeon too
Morg: That doesn't make me gay, right?
: goddamn but i love hardeon
: he can demolish everything's defense
: screech is officially my new favorite ability
: ....holy shit
: scratch that
: BITE
: is my new favorite
technophile: HAHA
: ONE HIT KO ON A GEODUDE
technophile: bite works on attack power but it's a special attack, it's weird
: OH BLOOP, NEVER LEAVE ME
: and then riding high on my victory
: i forgot that rock types are weak to water.
: psyduck, why you do dis to poor hardeon. he only wants to love you.
Morg: ...wait
Morg: lemme get this straight
Morg: Your giant screeching rock snake got beaten...
Morg: by a bipedal duck with a headache
: he one-shot water gunned me.
: LOL i just critical hit + super effective'd a wurmple
Morg: ...That's nothing to be proud of, they're adorable
Morg: you monster
: it's hilarious
: and it was working for the forces of evil
: so nyah nyah.
Morg: you are the Chell to my GLaDOS
: this poor little budew
: it has no idea i'm about to roast it
: ):
Morg: ...
Morg: You monster
: it's for science.
: awww, cherubi is so cute!
: i wonder if flaming cherries taste good?
Morg: You're unbelievably evil
: and now i'm fighting a bug catcher!
: not to worry, they'll be comfy in my birdy's tummy.
Morg: ...Introducing you to pokemon was a horrible idea
: quite possibly
: (: (: (:
: mmm. adorable, roasted squirrels.
: those pachirisu didn't know what they were in for.
: okay, okay, i let you build up your rage too long. lesson learned.
: now eat death at electrokitty's hellfangs.
Morg: The commentary here is...remarkably nightmare fuel
: oh and i guess by my screaming rock snake's tight, unrelenting coils
: two horribly murdered squirrels later....
and last but not least:
: FUCKING BIDOOFS
: DIE
: DIE DIE DIE
: DIE BY MY SAMURAI PIGEON
I don't like Bidoofs. And they're everywhere. ):
OH BTW: just as a heads up, i will be vacationing at a swanky house all weekend, so contact will be sparse if not nonexistant. LOVE Y'ALL.