As a side note...

[paramedically]

Two sleeps until my wedding and I have spent all morning with my head in the toilet.

Please, God, if I ever I need an answer to a prayer, please make me not be coming down with something. I won't pledge celibacy, but I will swear to never eat Ali's Ben & Jerry's again, which is just as sacred. Trust me.

Amen.

Comments

[agentsullivan]

Andrew! Why didn't you call me?!

[paramedically]

Because I'm not dying? It's fine! Everything is fine, I promise.

[agentsullivan]

How many times have you been sick? What about Sunshine, is she sick? Are you okay to take care of her? I can call your Mum to come around and help. What about any other symptoms?

[paramedically]

She's fine, gorgeous. I can take care of her. I just feel crook, it's only my gut, I promise. I'm going to call Mum anyway to see if she can bring me some Pepto. You don't need to panic, okay? I'll call you if it's needed.