LOL Okay

[paramedically]

Your Song Is I'm a Slave 4 U

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[doesntwaltz]

Interesting...

[paramedically]

It's all lies.

[doesntwaltz]

Sure it is, Handy Andy.

[paramedically]

Well, I'm a very considerate lover.

[doesntwaltz]

So I hear. Luke says you're fucking more than rabbits.

[paramedically]

Maybe very big rabbits.

[doesntwaltz]

Should I be letting you get back to it?

[paramedically]

No! I'm at work. She isn't here. I'm at work for a break.

[doesntwaltz]

She really wearing you down that much, huh?

[paramedically]

I had to check to make sure my dick was still attached this morning. I thought she might have taken it in her handbag to go shopping.

[doesntwaltz]

You poor, poor boy. It's a shame you're getting so much sex your dick's going to break. I leave you alone for a few months, and this is what happens... You should have stayed in England with me. Then again, you wouldn't have met your lady.

[paramedically]

Hey, you kept me sane over there. I wouldn't have even tried anything with her if I didn't realise I wasn't a waste of space. This could technically be all your doing.

[doesntwaltz]

Should I be proud, or shamed that it's my doing? How is it even my doing? And someone had to keep you sane. I'd do it again in a second. You're too good to lose.

[paramedically]

Yeah, I know I was screwed up when I got there. Cheers for putting up with me. I'll never be able to repay you for it.

[doesntwaltz]

What are cousins for, right? And it wasn't putting up with you.

[paramedically]

Yeah, of course. You know if you ever need a favour in return. What made you want to leave London for NYC?