Stuff. Doot doot doot.
Paige: Then. Christmas. All I know is that Chuck and Mom are taking a trip (OF SEX?! DDD: )
I LOVE the way Paige phrases things, sometimes.
Walking home today, after stopping somewhere for dinner. My apartment complex is a gated one. Naturally, it has a metal fence coated in black paint, with little spears jutting out at the top. The 'points' are actually eliminated with tiny spheres.
Tiny spheres. What does this mean? I guess there is probably some law saying actual points are too dangerous. I can see the alleged idea, since not all cat burglars are out to murder the apartment owners, why should they have their leg or something impaled? However, on a six foot fence, this is only possible if you slip while climbing over. With tiny spheres...well, if you slip, they'll just glide over the flesh of your thighs, and more than likely push straight up into your ass. You can easily suffer bowel ruptures that way, obviously.
I dunno, wouldn't it be less or equally dangerous to just get your thigh impaled? I know the ass thing can happen with points too, but it's less likely. So, is it that they(they? the government? who? XD) don't mind fence jumpers being impaled, they just have an anal fixation? That's just mean, man. That's mean! Everyone who tries to get in any other way besides the gate, ends up with fence all up in their ass. 3 <== Ouch! I think we need actual points instead. If someone broke into my home while I was here, and I fended them off with a butcher knife, I wouldn't shove the knife up their ass after I defeated them. So why can't fence makers just settle for a little thigh wound?
I LOVE the way Paige phrases things, sometimes.
Walking home today, after stopping somewhere for dinner. My apartment complex is a gated one. Naturally, it has a metal fence coated in black paint, with little spears jutting out at the top. The 'points' are actually eliminated with tiny spheres.
Tiny spheres. What does this mean? I guess there is probably some law saying actual points are too dangerous. I can see the alleged idea, since not all cat burglars are out to murder the apartment owners, why should they have their leg or something impaled? However, on a six foot fence, this is only possible if you slip while climbing over. With tiny spheres...well, if you slip, they'll just glide over the flesh of your thighs, and more than likely push straight up into your ass. You can easily suffer bowel ruptures that way, obviously.
I dunno, wouldn't it be less or equally dangerous to just get your thigh impaled? I know the ass thing can happen with points too, but it's less likely. So, is it that they(they? the government? who? XD) don't mind fence jumpers being impaled, they just have an anal fixation? That's just mean, man. That's mean! Everyone who tries to get in any other way besides the gate, ends up with fence all up in their ass. 3 <== Ouch! I think we need actual points instead. If someone broke into my home while I was here, and I fended them off with a butcher knife, I wouldn't shove the knife up their ass after I defeated them. So why can't fence makers just settle for a little thigh wound?