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Chuck Palahniuk Mows the Lawn
It’s man versus nature written on a postage stamp lot. Picture Don Quixote and his windmills, except it’s not a windmill, it’s a lawn, and it’s not a toothbrush, like on the dental hygiene promos we all watched when we were kids. Now we don’t know if it’s a lance, a toothbrush, or a lawn mower. We’re a generation of men raised by promotionals on TV not to know the difference, and we’re taking it out on the only piece of nature we’ve got, and we’re getting high doing it.
It’s man versus nature written on a postage stamp lot. Picture Don Quixote and his windmills, except it’s not a windmill, it’s a lawn, and it’s not a toothbrush, like on the dental hygiene promos we all watched when we were kids. Now we don’t know if it’s a lance, a toothbrush, or a lawn mower. We’re a generation of men raised by promotionals on TV not to know the difference, and we’re taking it out on the only piece of nature we’ve got, and we’re getting high doing it.