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Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb are so fucking cynical and bitchy when not reading a script on X-play. It's quite amusing, watching their E3 coverage.
The PS3 controller looks like a boomerang, but the console itself is quite sexy. I'm excited.
I want news on the Revolution goddammit.
Preview of new Zelda. Ohemeffgee. There is a God, and he loves me.
Also, the people on my television just used "aggro" in conversation, and not just talking about the word. This makes me happy, though the next "WE GOIN' PIMP YO STEREO WIT DEEZ HAWT CHICKS YO DAWG" commercial I see will drive me to drink.
There is a Scarface game coming up. How interesting. Also a game where you vandalize shit. Like, that's the whole point. But it's by the guy who designed Ecko clothing. He claims it's about anarchy. How can someone who contributes to pop culture, consumerism, and capitalism be pro-anarchy?
There is going to be a 50 Cent videogame. The point is to kill white people. Or rather, white business people. Damn the man! Always bringin' we black fo'k down! Zora Neale Hurston 4 evar yoz!
It's kind of sad that even when I do "gangsta" I'm still nerdy. I am awesome.
Sobe commercials amuse me.
Guys in pink shirts with popped collars playing video games and talking about being hardcore gamers make me want to hurt things. Mainly people, but a few puppies. And babies. Lots and lots of babies. *stereotypes and kindergoths about*
The commercial is on again. A ho shakes her ass, and the car moves. Oh how I just love G4.
X-Play needs its own goddamn channel.
I have babbled on games for long enough! To God!
EDIT 1: OMFG QUAKE 4.
THEY STOPPED SHOWING QUAKE 4 FOR A FUCKING PLAYBOY MODEL WITH AN XBOX SKIN. GODDAMMIT I HATE G4.
Laura Foy, Morgan Webb, and Adam Sessler shall be spared. Laura Foy just told the model off. "This is about gamers, so let's talk to them and not to boobs." She makes me happy.
The other guy from Judgment Day can be saved as well. I don't remember his name, but it's not that Tommy jackass. Never have I seen someone who suffers more from Short Man Syndrome.
Kingdom Hearts 2 and Final Fantasy XII come out on the same fucking day. December 2, 2005. And it's one month exactly after the new Zelda game. Curses!
Legend of Zelda preview within the next hour omg i'm so exicted no caps or punctuation or anything i want game bad give krug game
EDIT 2: Link.....is a werewolf now? I confoosed.
Ewww, an IGN nerd is on TV.
EDIT 3: I refuse to pay money to see Star Wars just because I hate the "Sith Happens" slogan. Well, that and I'm just not interested in it.
There was something else I was gonna put here. I don't 'member it, though.
The people from IGN are funny, because they contradict themselves all the time. "Microsoft doesn't appeal to the gamer as much as Sony or Nintendo do. Microsoft caters to the real gamer because it allows for complete customization. The hardcore demographic is where Microsoft appeals most." Stupids.
I wish I could remember why I pushed the edit button.
The PS3 controller looks like a boomerang, but the console itself is quite sexy. I'm excited.
I want news on the Revolution goddammit.
Preview of new Zelda. Ohemeffgee. There is a God, and he loves me.
Also, the people on my television just used "aggro" in conversation, and not just talking about the word. This makes me happy, though the next "WE GOIN' PIMP YO STEREO WIT DEEZ HAWT CHICKS YO DAWG" commercial I see will drive me to drink.
There is a Scarface game coming up. How interesting. Also a game where you vandalize shit. Like, that's the whole point. But it's by the guy who designed Ecko clothing. He claims it's about anarchy. How can someone who contributes to pop culture, consumerism, and capitalism be pro-anarchy?
There is going to be a 50 Cent videogame. The point is to kill white people. Or rather, white business people. Damn the man! Always bringin' we black fo'k down! Zora Neale Hurston 4 evar yoz!
It's kind of sad that even when I do "gangsta" I'm still nerdy. I am awesome.
Sobe commercials amuse me.
Guys in pink shirts with popped collars playing video games and talking about being hardcore gamers make me want to hurt things. Mainly people, but a few puppies. And babies. Lots and lots of babies. *stereotypes and kindergoths about*
The commercial is on again. A ho shakes her ass, and the car moves. Oh how I just love G4.
X-Play needs its own goddamn channel.
I have babbled on games for long enough! To God!
EDIT 1: OMFG QUAKE 4.
THEY STOPPED SHOWING QUAKE 4 FOR A FUCKING PLAYBOY MODEL WITH AN XBOX SKIN. GODDAMMIT I HATE G4.
Laura Foy, Morgan Webb, and Adam Sessler shall be spared. Laura Foy just told the model off. "This is about gamers, so let's talk to them and not to boobs." She makes me happy.
The other guy from Judgment Day can be saved as well. I don't remember his name, but it's not that Tommy jackass. Never have I seen someone who suffers more from Short Man Syndrome.
Kingdom Hearts 2 and Final Fantasy XII come out on the same fucking day. December 2, 2005. And it's one month exactly after the new Zelda game. Curses!
Legend of Zelda preview within the next hour omg i'm so exicted no caps or punctuation or anything i want game bad give krug game
EDIT 2: Link.....is a werewolf now? I confoosed.
Ewww, an IGN nerd is on TV.
EDIT 3: I refuse to pay money to see Star Wars just because I hate the "Sith Happens" slogan. Well, that and I'm just not interested in it.
There was something else I was gonna put here. I don't 'member it, though.
The people from IGN are funny, because they contradict themselves all the time. "Microsoft doesn't appeal to the gamer as much as Sony or Nintendo do. Microsoft caters to the real gamer because it allows for complete customization. The hardcore demographic is where Microsoft appeals most." Stupids.
I wish I could remember why I pushed the edit button.