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I get confused easily. What confuses me now is where to blog. This blog is more private seeing as how no-one has a fucking livejournal, but myspace is just always... there. I dunno. I guess I can write in both, but seeing as how probably no one will see this anyway... yeah. I guess this one will be in random-thought-bullet form. I'm a little tired of hyphens for bullets. I think I'm going to use... 9s.
9. I like smart things, I like funny things, and the same goes for the kinds of people I like.
9. I don't think people should think of shyness as being a bad thing. So you don't constantly flap your fucking gums and spew forth the chunks of shit in verbal form that 90% of the Earth's inhabitants excrete upon meeting someone new. So what?
9. There's a deleted scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman says that there are two types of people in the world: People who listen, and people who wait to talk. This point is proven true to me every single day. Go ahead and try it, see if you can pick out the people who wait to talk. (Hint: It's easier than you think).
9. I think everyone should go on a psychedelic trip at some point in their life. Fuck all the politics and all the bullshit. DO some scientific research and read about the long term negative psychological side-effects of psylocibin or LSD (so far there are none). As long as you are totally open and prepared for some not-normal shit, it is one of the best things you will ever do in your life. It will teach you things about yourself that are unattainable in the realm in which we live. It will make you realize universal truths. It will make you fucking SEE what you look at. Don't understand me? Go eat some shrooms. Recoiling in horror at this bullet entry? Open your mind a little.
9. Niceness can make up for dumbness. It's when you're dumb and mean that you are truly a waste of skin. I've so far only met one person in my life who TRULY meets both requirements. That person is named Tyson, and he is Panera's resident E-tard. The cherry on the cake is that he is gay. Anyone who knows me knows that I only hate based off of intelligence or lack thereof. I have no problem with ANYONE's sexual preference (except pedophiles), but what I DO have a problem with is him OPENLY BLAMING people's extreme hatred for him on his sexual orientation. It's just retarded. People hate him because, as stated earlier, he is dumb and mean. Him acting like the flamingest flaming homosexual ever and setting gays back about 30 years also doesn't help matters. It's so bad that my friend, who is gay, actually said "What a faggot." As a joke of course, but still, he made a big point to me. IN CONCLUSION: I HATE COP-OUTS AND STUPID MEAN PEOPLE!
9. I'm gonna add an extra bulletin here to clarify things. I'm gonna call it: "are YOU dumber than Tyson?". I could answer simply and say "no", but that wouldn't be as informative. Can you successfully match two numbers together? Tyson can't. Does it take you 5+ seconds to process any sentence directed in your general direction? It takes Tyson that and more. Can you follow two-step directions? Tyson can't. Can you take any sort of negative comment without immediately putting on a face of disgust and snapping back e-tardedly? Tyson can't. Does a day of fun for you consist of popping a thizz and checking out all the sweet shoes people are wearing on Haight? It does for Tyson! Did you read this paragraph successfully? Tyson didn't.
But enough, I'm actually starting to feel bad for the guy. Don't worry. I work with him tomorrow morning and I'm sure he'll piss me off within the first five seconds I talk to him.
Yeah.
-dave
9. I like smart things, I like funny things, and the same goes for the kinds of people I like.
9. I don't think people should think of shyness as being a bad thing. So you don't constantly flap your fucking gums and spew forth the chunks of shit in verbal form that 90% of the Earth's inhabitants excrete upon meeting someone new. So what?
9. There's a deleted scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman says that there are two types of people in the world: People who listen, and people who wait to talk. This point is proven true to me every single day. Go ahead and try it, see if you can pick out the people who wait to talk. (Hint: It's easier than you think).
9. I think everyone should go on a psychedelic trip at some point in their life. Fuck all the politics and all the bullshit. DO some scientific research and read about the long term negative psychological side-effects of psylocibin or LSD (so far there are none). As long as you are totally open and prepared for some not-normal shit, it is one of the best things you will ever do in your life. It will teach you things about yourself that are unattainable in the realm in which we live. It will make you realize universal truths. It will make you fucking SEE what you look at. Don't understand me? Go eat some shrooms. Recoiling in horror at this bullet entry? Open your mind a little.
9. Niceness can make up for dumbness. It's when you're dumb and mean that you are truly a waste of skin. I've so far only met one person in my life who TRULY meets both requirements. That person is named Tyson, and he is Panera's resident E-tard. The cherry on the cake is that he is gay. Anyone who knows me knows that I only hate based off of intelligence or lack thereof. I have no problem with ANYONE's sexual preference (except pedophiles), but what I DO have a problem with is him OPENLY BLAMING people's extreme hatred for him on his sexual orientation. It's just retarded. People hate him because, as stated earlier, he is dumb and mean. Him acting like the flamingest flaming homosexual ever and setting gays back about 30 years also doesn't help matters. It's so bad that my friend, who is gay, actually said "What a faggot." As a joke of course, but still, he made a big point to me. IN CONCLUSION: I HATE COP-OUTS AND STUPID MEAN PEOPLE!
9. I'm gonna add an extra bulletin here to clarify things. I'm gonna call it: "are YOU dumber than Tyson?". I could answer simply and say "no", but that wouldn't be as informative. Can you successfully match two numbers together? Tyson can't. Does it take you 5+ seconds to process any sentence directed in your general direction? It takes Tyson that and more. Can you follow two-step directions? Tyson can't. Can you take any sort of negative comment without immediately putting on a face of disgust and snapping back e-tardedly? Tyson can't. Does a day of fun for you consist of popping a thizz and checking out all the sweet shoes people are wearing on Haight? It does for Tyson! Did you read this paragraph successfully? Tyson didn't.
But enough, I'm actually starting to feel bad for the guy. Don't worry. I work with him tomorrow morning and I'm sure he'll piss me off within the first five seconds I talk to him.
Yeah.
-dave