From Florida
The world is a super materialistic place. What on earth would posess you to spend over a quarter of a million dollars on a car? My crappy 97 Accord gets me from point A to point B just as good as your fucking Ferrari. Maybe better because I don't get a speeding ticket on the way. Maybe I'm crazy but I don't think you're cool because of you're car. In fact I make fun of you. So take that. I'm sure that totally hurts your feelings, the fact that me, a 19 year old douchebag with 20 bucks to my name makes fun of you, you fucking guido.
On a sidenote, this morning I saw the 8 millionth news report on teenagers and the dangers the internet presents them. Now, maybe most teenagers are just dumbasses, but I've been using the internet for about 10 years now and I've never once:
-Been accosted by a sexual predator.
-Accidentally stumbled onto porn or similarly scarring websites (note the accidentally).
-Learned to do something dangerous, like make a bomb or be anorexic.
Everybody just wants something to blame for how stupid their kids are.
I've been listening to the brand new Brand New CD over this whole trip and it's awesome. I highly recommend you purchase it, or steal it like I did. It's super easy to steal. I recommend Best Buy. It has bathrooms. Do the math.
On a sidenote, this morning I saw the 8 millionth news report on teenagers and the dangers the internet presents them. Now, maybe most teenagers are just dumbasses, but I've been using the internet for about 10 years now and I've never once:
-Been accosted by a sexual predator.
-Accidentally stumbled onto porn or similarly scarring websites (note the accidentally).
-Learned to do something dangerous, like make a bomb or be anorexic.
Everybody just wants something to blame for how stupid their kids are.
I've been listening to the brand new Brand New CD over this whole trip and it's awesome. I highly recommend you purchase it, or steal it like I did. It's super easy to steal. I recommend Best Buy. It has bathrooms. Do the math.