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Walking downtown yesterday we were stopped by a haggered looking woman with a shaved head who was obviously a few cards short of a full deck who asked us if we had any food to spare (me and a friend had just stepped out of a Quiznos).

I said I had a bag of chips she could have and tried to hand them to her.

She just held her hands together and said "could you hand feed me? I have chemicals on my hands."

Me: ...ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ .....no.