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[WOUND AWAY] musicbeams October 30 2011, 07:44:31 UTC
...welp D:

This is not good, in no small part because, well, you've kind of lost track of a month and now the awesome alien is going berserk. Worry about the former later, this is kind of a thing.

Time for some dumbass heroics. And an earsplitting whistle to get her attention.

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 07:45:34 UTC
An earsplitting whistle is met with a much more ominous whistle of a harpoon being hurled through the air at the stupid alien's gut.

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musicbeams October 30 2011, 07:49:39 UTC
You are suddenly reminded just how much you fucking love how fast you can duck. This is probably the worst idea you've ever had.

woah woah woaaah D:
man i am pretty sure i haven't been a dick to you lately
so whats with the sudden desire to tango doll

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 07:53:12 UTC
Being a harpoon, it's on a rope, which is attached to your arm.

You yank the rope, hard, pulling the harpoon back. It might even hit the stupid human on its way back, but that's probably hoping for too much.

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musicbeams October 30 2011, 07:59:51 UTC
The good news is you realize what's happening in time to avoid a harpoon through the neck. The bad news is, that doesn't mean you avoid the blunt end to your skull.

On a side note, concussions are stupid. You hit the ground and roll, equipping your Bowkind and going to shoot her in the kneecaps.

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 08:03:07 UTC
On Earth, there is a type of fish known as the archerfish. They use little drops of water at high speeds to prey on land insects, effectively shooting them down.

No points for guessing what the Alternian equivalent is like.

As soon as you see another projectile weapon being drawn, you're already moving, charging forward and leaping upwards. Hopefully, this will avoid the arrow and let you bring down the harpoon on this asshole's throat.

Of course, when was the last time anything went as anyone in this session hoped?

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musicbeams October 30 2011, 08:06:54 UTC
Not a damn thing, with a time player. You fully manages to duck that one, but you can't get far, just a step to the right before shooting her in the knees.

You actually sort of liked her. You don't really want to do this. She hasn't done anything to deserve it.

your name was agnira wasnt it
stop it
i fucking said stop it hahahaha :)

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 08:15:59 UTC
You cannot understand anything said there. The arrow pierces your knee, but you turn anyway, swinging the harpoon towards his throat again.

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musicbeams October 30 2011, 08:22:54 UTC
The tip catches across your face as you bend backwards to duck, dropping to the ground and shooting at her wrists. Or a vaguely-wrist-like area, it's hard to see from all the blood now in your eyes.

dont make me tell you again agnira
hahahahaha
i really dont want to kill you :')

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 08:32:01 UTC
Blood in your eyes? You can help with that! The harpoon is immediately replaced by a lighter, flames from which stream downward at that bow.

You do not fucking like that bow.

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musicbeams October 30 2011, 08:35:34 UTC
===>Drop the bow.

You sort of fling the bow away from you as soon as you feel heat, push yourself to your feet and reach for the troll. You wonder, vaguely, if the medium's stupid rules about strife cards are going to keep you from kicking her in the kneecap.

You really hope they won't

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 08:39:21 UTC
Oh.

Ow.

You fall down, and are very surprised by this fact, as pain isn't really a thing you process in this state.

This isn't stopping you from trying to burn the douchebag some more, but.

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musicbeams October 30 2011, 08:43:19 UTC
It's getting really hard to stand up but you fumble for your ocarina. You just need to get a bit of the snow she's gonna melt with all this fire and splash it on her, but you can't really get the breath to play...

Well maybe you can step down on that injured knee some.

Actually, mostly just that last one. Fuck the burning feeling, you need to end this fast.

stay the fuck down :|

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 08:46:25 UTC
Your vision goes a bit fuzzy from the pain, but that just makes you widen the fire as you throw it up at this guy.

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musicbeams October 30 2011, 08:48:43 UTC
==>Be on fire.

Your shirt is now on fire and that? That fucking hurts. You scream from the pain, and in frustration before you lift your foot and slam it down on her throat.

...And fall over. Stop, sure. Drop, done. Rolling is going to be a bit beyond you.]

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desirenhate October 30 2011, 08:50:29 UTC
The stomp, surprisingly enough, does exactly what it should do, and knocks her out.

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