2 | Take your anger out on unsuspecting imps

[ribbonrevenge]

Your name is Cate and boy are you frustrated. Killing imps only helps so much too. Right now that's exactly what you're doing though. Killing as many imps as you can get your hands on

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Melia: Be the dancing queen.

[ravecultivator]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 8 sweeps. You spin and hop and jump around like you're on something, which you are. Your glowsticks are whirls of silly colors.

It just so happens, of course, that you are doing your dancing around quite a few imps, and your glowsticks are also tomahawks, and the imps keep getting chopped up. Imagine that.

Cate: Back up.

[ribbonrevenge]

As soon as you see the imps dying you decide getting in the crossfire would be very bad. Instead you switch from your cutting board to your rolling pin. At least that does a little more damage.

Hi?

[ravecultivator]

You were almost finishing up anyway. Most of the imps are fleeing for their lives and remaining limbs.

hell*! i'm melia, and i l*ve y*u! *u*

[ribbonrevenge]

Hello?
Wait...
Melia?
We talked not that long ago!
I'm Cate.

[ravecultivator]

*h, i remember y*u n*w! hi catree! *u*

[ribbonrevenge]

You put your cutting board to your side and walk up holding out a hand.

It's nice to meat you!

[ravecultivator]

You take the hand. Don't shake it or anything. Just take it.

nice t* meet y*u t**! let's dance! *u*

[ribbonrevenge]

You shake the trolls hand because it looks like she doesn't know what to do.

Dance?
I can't dance.

[ravecultivator]

You let her shake it, but you don't let go. Still gripping her hand, you spin her around like a ballroom dancer. You are so high right now.

everyb*dy dances! *u*

[ribbonrevenge]

You squeak as you spin being careful not to fall over or drop the cutting board.

Not me.
I suck at it.

[ravecultivator]

i will teach y*u. i will teach y*u t* b**gie.

[ribbonrevenge]

Your name is Cate and you are not sure what to do in this situation. You've never taken dancing lessons because you were sure you would suck at them. Now a total stranger, who happens to be an alien just said they would teach you. What do you do in this situation? You open your mouth like an idiot but no words come out.

[ravecultivator]

Your name is Melia, and you specialize in dancing and accidentally making people feel awkward, and you are currently plying both of these trades. Currently you, covered in blood and half-dressed, are planning to waltz with this strange alien, and are putting your hand on her waist.

let's start with s*mething easy!

[ribbonrevenge]

O-Okay?

This has officially became one of the weirdest things to ever happen to you.

[ravecultivator]

You guide your student through the steps of the dance, totally unaware of how awkward this is, or how covered in blood you are.

*ne tw* tree, *ne tw* tree, just f*ll*w me! *u*
dancing is easy!

[ribbonrevenge]

You try your best not to fall over or step on the other girls feet. Somehow you've managed not to but you do now have blood on your favorite dress. Shit.