LOLOLOLOLOLOL WTF

Dec 10, 2008 13:03

typical exams questions for LMP232

Which aspect of Paris Hilton’s existence is not a classic risk factor for a STI?
a) She appears to have a new boy friend every month
b) She likes to hang out in the VIP section of night clubs
c) She thinks condoms are apartments that the tenants own themselves
d) She is really old (26 years!!!)
e) Who really cares?

Grandma has a reputation for living life on the “wild side”. She was seeing a creep named
Ricardo however she recently broke it off and now complains about pain when she urinates and
that “some government person” keeps phoning her. What advice would you offer Grandma?
a) She needs to take Penicillin because she has a Chlamydia infection
b) She has a urinary tract infection, which is normal in older people
c) She should be treated with azithromycin for a sexually transmitted infection
d) She might be pregnant
e) Try using topical estrogen to see if the symptoms resolve

oh man, how do you study for a course like this?!!?
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