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[paradoxlol]

[This is Arthur. This is Arthur leaning against a closet door, his suit slightly rumpled (in fact, there's a tear in one of his sleeves), his hair out of place. Still, he carries himself like this is PERFECTLY NORMAL. Oh yeah, and he's holding a pool cue. Before he speaks, Arthur smooths his hair back.]To the library staff: sorry. I left a few

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[empirical_data]

[Data likes kids, what did you do, Arthur?! Hey, she's Martha's height] I know of few parents on board and their children did not accompany them. ...Why is she in your closet? As well as apparently livid?

[paradoxlol]

This isn't my closet. And she's in it because I don't have anything to restrain her with. [He holds up the pool cue.] She came at me with this.

[empirical_data]

[Obviously not your normal little girl.] I am beginning to think a pool table was perhaps not the best game to include on this particular vessel. May I speak to her if other attempts to convince her to remain calm have failed?

[paradoxlol]

I know. The cues should at least be locked up in an environment like this.

Be my guest.

[empirical_data]

Any suggestions I have made for restriction have been ill-met.

[And now he's going to wait and see how this baby-wranglin' thing goes- Not good, so far.]

[paradoxlol]

People don't like change around here?

[SO FAR, IT IS HAVING MIXED RESULTS.]

[empirical_data]

No. They do frequently do not.

[Ehhhhh mixed results is a good, hopeful description?]