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Sep 26, 2011 08:48

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Private- NEVER APOLOGIZE ourlastbesthope September 26 2011, 17:55:11 UTC

I'm much too busy today or I would offer. I do enjoy the sex, but I feel it's gotten much too exclusive on my side. I hope any sex you get from this isn't as good as mine because I would hate to lose that aspect of our friendship.

Private- OKAY I WON'T paradoxlol September 26 2011, 18:08:29 UTC

You don't need to worry, because it's very unlikely that I'll call things off while we're still enjoying ourselves.

I'll probably be having sex with Alice tonight, anyway.

Private- GOOD! Because this is hilarious ourlastbesthope September 26 2011, 18:30:02 UTC

That's reassuring.

Alice? I'm not sure if I'm jealous..or what I'm jealous about. You will probably enjoy it.

Private paradoxlol September 26 2011, 18:56:30 UTC

Why would you be jealous?

Private ourlastbesthope September 26 2011, 19:02:18 UTC

Sometimes I think I'd like to have sex with her.

But then I don't want to, so I don't care that much.

Private paradoxlol September 26 2011, 19:04:21 UTC

Oh, I thought you were gay.

Private ourlastbesthope September 26 2011, 19:15:08 UTC

[A laugh.]

I am. But that's why I decide I don't want to.

Private paradoxlol September 27 2011, 00:40:34 UTC

Would you be interested in her if she had a penis?

Private ourlastbesthope September 27 2011, 00:42:24 UTC

I don't know. Would anything else change but the penis?

Private paradoxlol September 27 2011, 00:50:54 UTC

In this hypothetical situation, let's say her entire body is male.

Private ourlastbesthope September 27 2011, 00:54:56 UTC

Then yes. I wouldn't hesitate to have sex with a male Alice. I might not be so adverse to it in her present state, though, as long as I had a different outlet.

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