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plz_gtfo_dragon September 26 2011, 15:44:26 UTC
I could not loathe you more right now. You managed to be amazingly self important and pretentious while at the same time being utterly vulgar and open about soliciting sex. I am amazingly jealous of you.

On the upside, you look like a twelve year old girl who got hold of her mothers hair gel and nail scissors, and that makes me feel better about myself.

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paradoxlol September 26 2011, 15:49:43 UTC
I think you look kind of like an aging drag queen, so I'm not bothered by your remarks about my appearance.

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plz_gtfo_dragon September 26 2011, 15:55:48 UTC
I'm thirty two, and in next port we hit I'm buying Perry a beer to thank him for the number he did on your ribs.

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paradoxlol September 26 2011, 16:02:05 UTC
I'm just saying that the color combination of your hair and your suits really wash you out. I would have put you in your late thirties, maybe early forties.

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plz_gtfo_dragon September 26 2011, 16:10:37 UTC
I can't really hate you for thinking that, because I feel much older. I kind of like the idea of rehabilitating and trading in for a new life, because being possessed feels like it's aged me thirty years.

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paradoxlol September 26 2011, 16:18:31 UTC
I feel a little sorry for you now. Your life sounds like a trainwreck.

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plz_gtfo_dragon September 26 2011, 16:22:43 UTC
It is. A total trainwreck. Which is especially frustrating because it was brilliant for ages. I know everyone here has their little sob story that led them into a life of crime, but I don't. My life of crime was great.

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paradoxlol September 27 2011, 00:44:48 UTC
So's mine. I had a lot of fun with it until I came here.

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