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.051 | voice.

Sep 26, 2011 08:48

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.arthur hates the barge, flood: invention of lying, .arthur is a 'librarian', .arthur is an excellent warden

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Audio hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 14:13:49 UTC

How fortunate for you. I can barely masturbate anymore because most of the people I see look like rotting corpses, and sometimes when I try to masturbate, I remember for a moment how women really look to me. Actually, I could barely masturbate before because my brother always insisted on barging into the room at random moments to make sure I was still breathing.

So I usually end up studying instead.

Re: Audio rayney_day September 26 2011, 14:20:31 UTC

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell, Raistlin...?!

Audio - When the flood is over, he'll curl up in his room and speak to no one hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 14:24:06 UTC

What?

Audio: XD rayney_day September 26 2011, 14:26:14 UTC

That was... I can't even tell if that's the cultural norm where you come from...

Re: Audio: XD hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 14:29:40 UTC

If what was? Barging in on your brother when he's alone? No, he just worried because I've always been sickly.

Re: Audio: rayney_day September 26 2011, 15:15:29 UTC

Speaking freely like this about... About stuff!

Re: Audio: hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 15:16:40 UTC

Oh. I suppose not. You know, I didn't used to do it, but I don't know how I avoided it before.

Re: Audio: rayney_day September 26 2011, 15:21:32 UTC

Y'know, I'm pretty liberal about who does what, but the whole...

Know what? I'm just going to stop here, because this isn't leading anywhere healthy.

Re: Audio: hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 15:37:05 UTC

If you wish.

Re: Audio paradoxlol September 26 2011, 15:11:09 UTC

That's pretty disgusting, and now I'm not feeling particularly aroused. You should see a therapist about that.

Luckily, I'm an only child, and my parents emotionally neglected me, so I had plenty of privacy. I also have might have slight daddy issues as a result.

Re: Audio hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 15:14:07 UTC

What's a therapist?

Re: Audio paradoxlol September 26 2011, 15:23:40 UTC

Somebody to listen to your problems and pretend to care, with the intent of helping you work through your issues.

Re: Audio hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 15:36:19 UTC

That sounds rather useless, actually. And while my issues are numerous and quite disturbing, I doubt having someone listen to them will do more than give them nightmares.

Re: Audio emptyyourself September 26 2011, 15:49:23 UTC

I wish I knew your name. I'm repulsed by the information you just related, but it's almost one-hundred percent worse because I have absolutely no idea who you are.

Re: Audio - He'll definitely be crawling into his room and nailing the door shut later hourglass_twin September 26 2011, 15:51:04 UTC

Raistlin Majere. Believe me, I'm repulsed by it, too.

Audio emptyyourself September 26 2011, 15:55:10 UTC

I was wrong. That hasn't made it any better.

I think you should see a doctor.

But not Martha. Another doctor.

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