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[paradoxlol]

[Arthur's taking this pretty well. He's just leaning back in a chair and smoking a cigar. BECAUSE HE'S OLD AND HE CAN.]

I think I would have liked to have experienced a few of the decades that led up to this. It'd make the "golden years" feel earned.

[He smirks.]

But it's good to know I'm going to age well.

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

Guess now would be a bad time to ask you if you were up for some sparring.

[paradoxlol]

I think a light jog's about all I've got in me.

[batmanschmatman]

Don't worry, I'll let you enjoy your golden years in peace.

[paradoxlol]

I wouldn't say no to something like fishing, you know.

[batmanschmatman]

I could probably be talked into fishing.

[paradoxlol]

I don't even have any gear. [OR KNOW HOW TO FISH.] But I'm sure the Admiral will provide.

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know, you could probably take someone out with a fishing pole.

[paradoxlol]

With all the decades of sparring in this body? I'd be very disappointed if I couldn't.

[batmanschmatman]

The Barge is just full of awesome old people now.

Threadjack! Kids have no manners.

[feels_no_love]

I'll fight you!

Awwww bb Dracula c:

[batmanschmatman]

And which one are you?

[feels_no_love]

I'm the toughest kid you'll ever see! I'm Dracula!

[batmanschmatman]

[Awww, adorable tiny vampire.]

And is Armand keeping an eye on the toughest kid I'll ever see?

[feels_no_love]

[Move over, Eddie Munster!]

He's doing his best. But he gets tired and achy easier right now. I brought him wood for his fire. I don't need a fire in the grate. If I get cold I just jump around more!

[batmanschmatman]

Just be careful where you're jumping, okay?

[feels_no_love]

...

'kay. I wish I could still heal really fast cause then it wouldn't matter, but at least I can eat!

Chocolate is yummy.