Jul 11, 2006 23:03
Okay, quick question:
Why are brown and hazel to completely separate eye colors, yet grey isn't considered as such? GREY IS A REAL COLOR!
Even if I can't spell it.
I can't even tell the bloody difference between the two 89% of the time. Yet gray/grey is a clear, distinct color many poor, innocent minorities have and are under appreciated.
Silver, I can see as not a common one. Violet, those are rare. Pink, usually just effeminate albinos. Red, Lord Voldemort. If you have something else besides aqua and black, you're sick and creepy and I want to know about you.
Brought to you by a gray-eyed lover.
Nope, not done ranting yet.
JUST BECAUSE I WAS BORN IN BLEEDING SODDING JULY DOES NOT MAKE ME SPOILED,SELF-CENTERED, HEAVILY-HORMONAL, FULL OF HUBRIS AND OVERTLY-FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude. These things were made before Western and Northern Europe was able to thrive, much less make delving conversation through introverted and fleeting technology of the 21st century. Ruddy hell, the dates keep changing anyway! I've changed from Cancer to Leo in the span of ten years, and the change in the past thirty has been a full week's span. Yaah, they're funny to read, but don't keep sending me these things and semi-spontaneously implode when I don't re-post them again. SODDING RUBBISH, I TELL YOU!
No offense (much) if you're into that type of thing, but it's like religion: Just because you like it, since you can't REMOTELY prove it in any way, shape or form, DON'T ATTEMPT TO SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT IN A CONSTIPATED MANNER AND CLAIM YOU KNOW BETTER THAN I DO!
Because I seriously think people who have spent countless years and collaborative research to obtain their degrees, reputations, influence, intelligence, and respect know a hell of a lot more than a crackpot who wants to screw children for a living.
No offense to the female pastors who DON'T have intercourse on their mind twenty-four-seven.
In other news, the reason I haven't commented is due to my computer's lack of ability to prosper under extenuating circumstances known informally as slow internet.
And I'm sorry for the rantings, misspellings, and horrible grammar. Kind of.
EDIT: S.C. DOES NOT mean Santa Claus.
Just thought I'd point that out, wankers.
It means Sasha-bloody-Cohen.
NOT Steven King. As, obviously, King doesn't start with "C".