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[paradoxicalogic]

In an effort to get some sort of accurate image from the social mirror, I am proposing a question for those who read my journal.
If you had to describe me in one paragraph or less to a total stranger, what would you say about me?

Comments

[dendraphile]

Mike is like what would happen if you crossed the Lucky Charms leprachaun with Pete's Dragon, took the creations semen, impregnated Florence Henderson with it, and then had the offspring reared by Ram Das.

[heartshapedcunt]

What the fuck, Lea
get in the kitchen right now
make me some damn pies.

[dendraphile]

get your candy ass
over to my apartment
and I'll cook for you

[heartshapedcunt]

Zip zoom straight to the moon

He was just using
space travel as metaphor
for beating his wife!

[dendraphile]

That's classic TV,
back handed misogyny...
please pardon the pun.