2nd Spear ⚡ Video

[paradoxedover]

[As if the community didn't already know what the weather was like outside, the feed initially shows, well, the weather. Charming, isn't it? Soon enough that sight is cut off by movement, swinging round with a slightly blur, to eventually settle on... A rather odd looking hedgehog, how many go around wearing gloves and shoes while standing upright

Comments

[Video]

[alma_karma]

[Blink. Blink. STARE. You, sir, look very... odd.]

... Hi.

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

[Ability to engage in small talk? Non-existent at best. Have a look in exchange for that staring though.]

Hm.

[Video]

[alma_karma]

[No small talk? That's fine, because this little guy's got some questions for you anyway~]

How come you look like that?

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

[20 questions time? No promises on reaching the end of that.]

For the same reason that you look as you do.

[Video]

[alma_karma]

[He actually pauses for a second to look down at himself, the little spaz.]

I've never seen a person that looks like you before.

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

[There's a little shake of the head there, that has to have topped one of his lists.]

I'm not a 'person' in the sense that you're likely thinking of.

[Video]

[alma_karma]

... You're not?

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

No. I would think it was obvious.

[Video]

[alma_karma]

[B-But... you talk and walk and exist. That makes you a person, right?]

Then what are you?

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

[It's one of those both 'yes' and 'no' situations. Sort of.]

Hedgehog.

[Video]

[alma_karma]

... What's that?

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

A species of being.

[Video]

[alma_karma]

Huh?

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

All you need to know is that I am one.

Re: [Video]

[alma_karma]

... I'm confused.

[Video]

[paradoxedover]

Then don't put too much thought into it.