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[paradox777]

I heard the sun is on fire.
I'm really worried

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[yinprana]

There's a trapdoor in the sun as well...

[riotbyrd]

I knew it...

[perdypain]

yes that is how they get in to mine snapple's sun juice

[paradox777]

Snapple has sun juice? How do they get all the people over there to mine it? Isn't it hot?
How do they get so many people into something the size of a dime?

[perdypain]

you have never seen the sun elixir in the store? well as the people get closer to the sun they shrink because of the heat. it makes one sweat an awful lot and that causes the miners to lose a lot of girth and height.

[paradox777]

Doesn't it hurt?

[perdypain]

they wear special suits made from glugatotine that protects them from burning up comleatly.

[janerella]

mmmmmmmm girth

[paradox777]

mmmmmmmmmmm "mining"

[perdypain]

yes we ladies do enjoy the girth