*snirk*
So a cowboy in the Old West walks into a bar. He walks up and orders a glass of whiskey. He's about halfway done when another guy runs just inside the door and yells "Everybody! You gotta get outta here! Big Mike's coming!"
Everyone in the bar scatters. People in the street start stampeding away.
Pretty soon, a 9 foot tall guy riding a bull comes into the bar...on the bull. He gets down, walks up to the bar and says "Gimme a drink."
Well, the bartender had left along with everyone else, so the cowboy grabs a bottle of whiskey and hands it to the 9 foot tall man. He bites off the top of the bottle, chews and swallows the glass, chugs the whiskey in one large gulp and slams the empty bottle to the ground.
Incredulous, the cowboy looks at the man and asks "Can I get you another drink?"
The 9 foot tall man says "Are you kiddin' me? I gotta get outta here. Big Mike is coming!"
paradox
Everyone in the bar scatters. People in the street start stampeding away.
Pretty soon, a 9 foot tall guy riding a bull comes into the bar...on the bull. He gets down, walks up to the bar and says "Gimme a drink."
Well, the bartender had left along with everyone else, so the cowboy grabs a bottle of whiskey and hands it to the 9 foot tall man. He bites off the top of the bottle, chews and swallows the glass, chugs the whiskey in one large gulp and slams the empty bottle to the ground.
Incredulous, the cowboy looks at the man and asks "Can I get you another drink?"
The 9 foot tall man says "Are you kiddin' me? I gotta get outta here. Big Mike is coming!"
paradox