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[cant_stand_up]

[There's a bit of muffled grumbling, followed by a few choice phrases before Reed's voice is close enough to be detected by the recording device.]

Don't suppose anyone happens to have a bottle of peroxide? Or maybe a needle and some heavy ass thread...

Damned fucking lizards...! And go ahead and shock me by saying that no one here sells

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└Voice┐[Third time's the charm :(]

[ridiculoushair]

I can help you with the bleeding.

[Voice] No worries, bb!

[cant_stand_up]

...oh, yeah? And just who are you?

└Voice┐

[ridiculoushair]

Danica. [As if he's going to gain anything from that.] Now that you know my name, it's only polite you give me yours. [Since she didn't see his first transmission, she doesn't know who he is.]

[Voice]

[cant_stand_up]

Lieutenant Commander Jason Reed.

└Voice┐

[ridiculoushair]

Lieutenant Commander? We'll aren't you special.

[Voice]

[cant_stand_up]

You asked.

└Voice┐

[ridiculoushair]

I did.

So, run into something big and ugly or get surprised by one of the little bastards?

[Voice]

[cant_stand_up]

Ripped stitches out of a gunshot wound acquired before my arrival.

└Voice┐

[ridiculoushair]

Oh, that doesn't sound fun. [She really doesn't sound too sympathetic though.] Bleeding heavily, or just need a patching up?

[Voice]

[cant_stand_up]

What difference does it make? [Jason doesn't sound too enthusiastic, either.]

└Voice┐

[ridiculoushair]

Might make a difference in the sort of help you need, don't you think? [She hums a little note.] I wouldn't know though, never been shot.

[Voice]

[cant_stand_up]

In my experience, blood is blood is blood. Doesn't matter the quantity, it's not supposed to be on the outside. Ergo, do you happen to have anything I originally requested or are we going to waste more of my time and effort dicking around on this stupid thing?

└Voice┐

[ridiculoushair]

[She laughs quietly, Oh humans.] The size of the wound would generally make a difference in the care you need. Testy little thing aren't you? Alright then, allow me to free up your time so you can go back to bleeding undisturbed.

[Voice]

[cant_stand_up]

[Have a snort. He's not an idiot; he's actually a fairly competent field medic.]

Yeah. You do that.