♦ o1. Debra Jones. video/voice

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Okay, lets figure this th-- [The screen shows the face just shortly after the words are spoken, although it's not quite the right view and only the top of a forehead and a lot of messy brown hair is shown. Then it shifts to the sky and then the surrounding buildings.] No, really. I don't care, it's rather important that I keep it.

[There's a huff

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[shimmermethis]

"This is the voice of the Mysterons. We know that you can hear us earthwoman."

[Another team member!? And is that Ratchet of all people? Well at least that's good news. It could have been Medic and then that would have sucked. Not that Medic isn't a nice girl and all but just... quiet. Very quiet. Justin needs entertaining anyway.]

"Hate to burst your bubble there but think of yourself as Dorothy and this as the land of OZ. But there are no munchkins... unless you can't Grant and Connor as the alternatives?"

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Aw, now my bubble's all popped. [Well, hey there, boyo. Weren't we just...hmm.] Grant and Connor? As in Hunter and Slicker?

Well, is everyone from Base here or what? Sheesh. Not exactly picky, are they. Let you in, after all.

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[shimmermethis]

Yup! [It's a good thing you can't see the pout. It's epic.] Not everyone! Just Abby, Tech, Me, you, Hunter, Slick, Empath and Quake to my knowledge.

Oh Dorothy! You wound me! I'm the hottest piece of ass they've allowed in this place so far!

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Well, your sweet ass can just move right on over, sweetcheeks. Cause this baby got back in all the right ways. [And now she'll just laugh because she really can't keep a straight face.]

Jeez, man. That is just ridiculous.

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[shimmermethis]

[He's laughing too, glad to hear another friendly voice.]

Yeah, yeah I'd like to see you usurp my throne. Now come on, where are you? Want me to come and meet you or you happy finding trouble on your own?

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I have boobs. I can usurp anything. [Secret weapon baby, secret weapon.]

You could come and find me, I'd tell you if I knew where I was but I don't so. Feel the force within, young padowan.

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[shimmermethis]

Sure you can. You also have hormones rendering you yet another useless female. It's okay. That's why us men are here.

[Smug much?]

Do or do not. There is no try. Just don't move your ass and describe what you can see nearest to you alright?

Oh and Debs? Don't hug anything that looks like it might be friendly. A rule ofthumb is that it probably wants to eat you.

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Well yeah, but it's those hormones that get you laid so, really it's all that keeps you from going gay.

[She's just happy with her boobies.]

There are some crummy little buildings, and a big ass shop that says Hamlet. Like the play? Cause if we've fallen into the Land of Shakespeare, I'd rather it was Midsommer Knight. Or Othello. Hamlet, well, everyone died in Hamlet.

No cuddles. Check. Can I bite them?

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[shimmermethis]

Hah. Fair point.

[He likes your boobies too but he's not going to point that one out at he rather likes his balls. Attached. To his body. And unbruised for that matter.]

Sure munch away to your hearts content there. Just remember they'll bite back. And no you aren't in a really craptastic version of Disney but themed around Shakespeare. You're near the place where they grow things... apparently. Abby told me so.

Give me five minutes and I'll be with you okay?

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No cuddles, no biting. I'll just throw a stick and hope it chases them then. [It works with dogs, surely it'll work for something else.]

Well, you have until I get bored. Which will take about three and a half minutes.

I miss your pretty face, honeybutts. I wanna squeeze your cheeks. I'm so bored already.