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paradise_loser

The Bones Just Snapped . . .

Nov 21, 2006 02:06

I write my comprehensive exams in two weeks. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Who is willing to break one of my legs for me. I have the steel pipe and alcohol. All you have to do is close your eyes and swing.

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jihad4dummies November 21 2006, 18:53:30 UTC

I'm bringing kool aid. Not saying its poisoned, not saying it isnt. Just saying we can drink it if necessary.

To allay my anxieties I keep saying, who cares, its just school. The Toucan will let me drink afterwards regardless of my performance.

paradise_loser November 21 2006, 22:27:32 UTC

"who cares, its just school. The Toucan will let me drink afterwards regardless of my performance"

Amen to that brother. Except for sporadic moments of terror, this too is my general feeling. An extra three months to be paid to read books. whateva.

hope you're doing well.

pistoll November 23 2006, 05:24:59 UTC

I agree with both of you ... at least during those (all too rare) moments when I remember what an incredibly privileged life I lead(i.e. random brunching (see jihad's lj), random socialising and random nights swimming in the pristine, restorative waters of the Cataraqui ;-)

Mmm. Jonestown kool-aid. Won't Sylvia be surprised?

paradise_loser November 24 2006, 21:55:19 UTC

Probably a glass of the Cataraqui's own pristine nectar would do the trick of the kool-aid. 11 days. fuck. See you at the Toucan after.

jihad4dummies November 28 2006, 22:31:11 UTC

Guys we are totally gonna set up an octagon outside Watson and demand that any Prof who would dare fail us must first defeat us in the 'ring'. I can't wait.

Next Thursday at the Toucan. I think Susan is skipping work to witness our debauchery. I think we should all bring one select text - the worst one from our lists - to treat particularly badly at the bar. I can't fucking wait.

paradise_loser November 30 2006, 02:26:13 UTC

Fuckin A. I've been training my elbow strikes to ensure a quick and bloody victory! I like this shitty text idea. I have a serious build up of literary aggression.

jihad4dummies November 24 2006, 19:38:51 UTC

Hey whats up Matt.
Why don't you enter yourself in some underground
UFC type match? Thats a lot better than having some
wimpy grad student friend of yours
try to break your leg with a pipe. You all need
to grow up and get real jobs.

Transmitting fondly from his parents dial-up,
Devin

(heard the hughes v. st. pierre was quite good. Sorry
I missed it)

paradise_loser November 24 2006, 21:52:34 UTC

Judging from the ratio of read to non-read works on my reading list, I should be expecting to return to a real job sometime soon.

But not, of course, before I give a sincere effort in the cage!

Hughes vs. St. Pierre was friggin incredible. One of the best fights I have seen. The bar went crazy! The event in general was definately the best UFC I have seen in a while.

Try to download it. it is well worth it.

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