Academic Exlax

[paradise_loser]

Yesterday at 4:00 pm I completed the last essay I will ever have to write for a university course. The feeling was unbelievable. It was like being mentally constipated for weeks, downing a quart of exlax, and exploding into a state of shit nirvana or zero degree. Someone else can clean up the mess. For those of you still writing, the mega-shit is

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[anonymous]

So jealous. All I have is a bad back from squash and a lot of
shit to write about Mongolian eating rituals. Also ordered my
first pizza since ive been in Kingston. All this eating...did you know
the record for hotdog eating is 54 hotdogs in 12 minutes? Thanks CBC.

Oh by the way, I noticed you are listening to the
Wu-Indie disc, and thus I felt
obliged to comment....what do you think of it?

Devin

Yes, I have begun to lurk around as well.

[pistoll]

Lurk. lurk. lurk.

Late Friday night in Watson.

Represent

[paradise_loser]

Unfortunately, I'm representing in my own way. Drunk, alone, and in my parent's basement.

[paradise_loser]

I've always found a daily routine of lurking is good for the posture. I actually really like Wu Meets Indie. I need to give it a few more listens before I can name specific tracks. But overall, it sounds really good.

your imminent return..muahahahaha

[anonymous]

haha! you thought you could escape the squirrels...but they are waiting...waiting.. muahahaha!

your ethical responsibility

[anonymous]

matt,

as i'm sure you're well aware, some of us are bogged down with the joys of stp-age... there are few joys in our lives...apparently, sadly, reading your blog has become one of them...as such it is your duty to update this page regularly with witticisms, stories, and the like

i trust this is the only time i will have to send this message

-pat morita jr.

*i have no idea what's up with that crazy message about squirrels...don't look at me