Who: Almighty Tallest Red (
haveasandwich), Almighty Tallest Purple (
superiorheight), and THE RESIDENTS OF PARADISA. (With Musical Guest, Chris de Burgh)
What: The Tallests are on a Loss. A slowdancing alien Loss. Anyone they happen to meet in the castle, they are forced to slowdance with. The castle even provides mood music.
When: TODAY.
Where: Various places around the castle.
Rating: PG
[It's a lovely day in Cair Paradisa, except for the Tallest, it's officially the WORST DAY EVER. Currently, your superior rulers are standing in the hallway. Red is looking around nervously like he's expecting something to jump out at him.
It has not been a good day.]
Maybe it's over....
[And then suddenly...
This starts playing.]
NOOOO. NOT AGAIN.