Nepeta: Pester Karkat.
Who: Nepeta Leijon furriendly & Karkat Vantas peroxicide
What: Telling Karkat he's stupid
When: About an hour ago...
Where: VIA CASTLENET
Rating: PG for Karkat's foul mouth
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 02:18 --
AC: X(( < karkat you stupidhead!!!
CG: WHAT. WHAT DID I DO.
AC: :33 < you know purrfectly well what you did!
CG: YEAH, WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKING ENLIGHTEN ME.
CG: BECAUSE I'M PULLING ALL KINDS OF BLANKS RIGHT NOW.
AC: :33 < i am talking about what you said to sollux!
CG: OH.
CG: RIGHT, THAT.
CG: LOOK, I WAS HIGH AS FUCK, ALRIGHT?!
CG: WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
AC: :33 < well its not my fault!
CG: AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT, EITHER!
CG: ALRIGHT, LOOK.
CG: IT HAD TO COME OUT SOMETIME, NEPETA.
CG: HE HASN'T FLIPPED OUT YET, HAS HE?
AC: :33 < well he was purrty furious when he left us!
AC: :33 < and i havent heard from eridan!!!
CG: SO WHAT.
CG: LAST TIME I CHECKED THAT WAS A FUCKING MIRACLE.
CG: EXCEPT NOT THAT GODDAMN WORD. UGH.
AC: :33 < i dont like him either but what if sollux did something to him?
CG: HE WOULDN'T.
CG: I DON'T REMEMBER A HELL OF A LOT
CG: BUT I DO RECALL ORDERING HIM SPECIFICALLY NOT TO FUCKING GO DOUBLEHORNS ON HIS ASS.
AC: :33 < yeah well i also remember him turning all crazy red and blue and crackly too!
CG: OH COME THE FUCK ON.
CG: HE DOES THAT WHEN YOU GET ON HIS NUBS ABOUT ANYTHING.
CG: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, NEPETA.
CG: I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
AC: :33 < :CC
AC: :33 < i just want us to be a team again
AC: :33 < without everyone getting hurt
CG: YEAH, WELL. I DO TOO.
CG: BUT CHANCES ARE PRETTY FUCKING SLIM THERE.
AC: :33 < nooo dont say that!
CG: WHAT, AM I WRONG?
AC: :33 < well purradisa is enough of a troublemaker
AC: :33 < we dont n33d the rest of us making things worse!
CG: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT WRONG THERE.
CG: LOOK, NEPETA. THIS IS MY FAILURE.
CG: I'LL FUCKING FIX IT, ALRIGHT?
AC: :33 < okaaay
AC: :33 < i am just worried thats all
CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS.
CG: JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE ALREADY DOING.
AC: :33 < those stupid pies messed a lot of things up
CG: MADE US LOOK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS, TOO.
CG: GOD, THAT WAS THE WORST DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE.
AC: :33 < me too :CC
AC: :33 < i was scared equius would never talk to me again
CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE SCARED OF THAT.
CG: YOU TWO ARE THE MOST SICKENING DISPLAY OF MOIRAILSHIP I'VE EVER SEEN.
AC: :33 < i know and i know he would never not talk to me but still!
AC: :33 < he was purrty mad
CG: THEN HE CAN GO SUCK HIS OWN NUBS UNTIL HE GETS OVER IT. THAT SWEATY FREAK IS FUCKING LOST WITHOUT YOU.
CG: HE'D FORGIVE YOU ANYTHING.
AC: :33 < well he did furgive me
AC: :33 < but he made me wait two whole days before i finally just went to s33 him since he wasnt going to
CG: WHICH ONLY PROVES MY POINT THAT HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!
CG: YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT YOU'VE GOT TO LET TROLLS HAVE THEIR TEMPER TANTRUMS FIRST.
AC: :33 < his tantrums are so messy though!
AC: :33 < you should s33 his room there are robot parts everywhere
CG: HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL?
AC: :33 < h33 h33
AC: :33 < oh and vwiskers says we should pretend the pies never happened so after this confursation we will pretend that ok?
CG: OH.
CG: YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
AC: :33 < except the thing with sollux
AC: :33 < you should still fix that
CG: YEAH, YEAH, I'LL GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY.
CG: HOLD YOUR WHISKERS.
CG: FUCK, WE DID SOME STUPID SHIT.
AC: :33 < yeah but
AC: :33 < well
AC: :33 < no never mind
CG: WHAT.
CG: WHAT IS IT?
AC: :33 < its just that you give nice tummy rubs :33
CG: UGH.
CG: THAT IS PART OF THE SHIT WE'RE FORGETTING, NEPETA!
AC: :33 < aww ok
CG: ACTUALLY, WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT
CG: THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE.
CG: I JUST
CG: UGH, NO, FUCKING FORGET IT
CG: THIS IS STUPID.
AC: :33 < no no what is it?
CG: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THIS ISN'T ALL IN MY FUCKING HEAD.
AC: :33 < ok but what is it that you want to know about?
CG: ALRIGHT. DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS.
CG: I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.
AC: :33 < *ac zips her lips and locks them and throws away the key!*
CG: GOOD.
CG: ALRIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...VRISKA AND ME.
AC: X33 < h33h33h33h33h33
CG: NO!
CG: NONE OF THAT SHIT!
CG: DON'T EVEN FUCKING START THAT!
AC: :33 < *ac asks purradisa fur the key back since she n33ds to unlock her lips to talk*
AC: :33 < *she asks this somehow and it gives it to her*
AC: :33 < okay so this is what i think
AC: :33 < i can definitely s33 the black there and its purrty pawvious
CG: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
AC: :33 < of course!
AC: :33 < i am an expurrt when it comes to ships as you know
AC: :33 < now i s33 the black but i am not so sure if it is a full blown kismesis yet mind you
CG: OH FUCK YEAH, I KNOW THAT!
AC: :33 < but i would say that you two could pawssibly have the makings of one if you k33p this up!
CG: YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE IN ANY FUCKING RUSH TO THE DOORS TO BLOCK THE DRONES NOW ANYWAY.
AC: :33 < i really hope purradisa doesnt bring any drones over :CC
CG: FUCK, ME TOO.
CG: NOT THAT THERE'D BE ANY POINT.
AC: :33 < we are only six solar sw33ps!
CG: I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT MUCH LONGER.
CG: BESIDES, UNLESS IT WANTED TO BRING OVER A NEW FUCKING MATRIORB TOO, WE'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK.
AC: :33 < wait what happened to the matriorb?
CG: WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW?
AC: :33 < nuh uh
CG: FUCK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEMO WAS FOR!
CG: YOU'RE ALL FUCKING HOPELESS.
AC: X(( < hey i did a lot of researching fur you!
AC: :33 < but no one said anything about the matriorb!
CG: I KNOW, I KNOW. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
CG: I SUPPOSE IF I'M STOPPING ONE PERSON FROM KILLING THE SHITHEAD IT MIGHT AS WELL BE TWO.
CG: ERIDAN BLEW THE THING UP BEFORE HE KILLED KANAYA.
AC: XOO < what!!!
AC: X(( < i was starting to f33l sorry fur him too but furget it now!
CG: DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT.
CG: I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GO CLAW HIS FACE OFF, AT LEAST.
AC: :33 < i already tried that
CG: DID YOU?
AC: :33 < yes when i was a furbeast
AC: :33 < it didnt work out too well though
CG: OH, RIGHT.
CG: GOOD.
CG: THAT, I CAN FUCKING APPROVE OF.
AC: :33 < h33 h33
CG: ANYWAY, THE POINT IS THAT WE ONLY REALLY HAVE TWO GOALS HERE.
CG: UNITE THE TEAM AGAIN, WHICH WE'RE HALFWAY TO WITH THE NEW BASE
CG: AND STOP EVERYONE FROM KILLING ERIDAN RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE.
CG: THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO EASILY.
CG: AND I'M DOING EVERYTHING I FUCKING CAN.
AC: :33 < i purromise not to kill him but if i scratch him up a bit then that was purrobably just an accident
CG: I THINK I CAN LOOK PAST THAT.
CG: BUT ONLY IF YOU REALLY DRAW BLOOD.
AC: :33 < i will make sure to leave the purrple on my claws if i do
CG: GOOD.
CG: TRUST ME, NEPETA, NOBODY WANTS TO BEAT DOWN THAT FUCKER MORE THAN ME
CG: BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM!
AC: :33 < right!
AC: :33 < and we can do that now that we are all here
AC: :33 < umm
AC: :33 < *ac purrses her lips and looks at karkat questioningly*
CG: WHAT.
CG: I MEAN
CG: KARKAT SAYS WHAT, NEPETA.
AC: :33 < we are still k33ping what happened to gamz33 a secret though right?
AC: :33 < even if eridan finds out what he did i dont know how gamz33 will react if he knows what he will do
AC: :33 < and i like cuddly gamz33 :CC
CG: YEAH, WE ARE. NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT SHIT.
CG: MORE LIKE DROOLING MORON GAMZEE.
CG: BUT AS LONG AS HE'S OUT OF HIS GOURD ON THAT SLIME SHIT, WE'RE GOOD.
AC: :33 < you know you are a good leader karkat
AC: :33 < i think this is all i wanted to say
AC: :33 < and we covered it all
CG: ALRIGHT, GOOD.
CG: I THINK THERE'S A FEW TOO MANY MISERABLE FAILURES FOR ME TO BE A GOOD LEADER
CG: BUT WHATEVER. THANKS, NEPETA.
AC: :33 < no purroblem!
AC: :33 < i am going to go paint now
AC: :33 < s33 you later! :33
CG: BYE.
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 03:33 --
What: Telling Karkat he's stupid
When: About an hour ago...
Where: VIA CASTLENET
Rating: PG for Karkat's foul mouth
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 02:18 --
AC: X(( < karkat you stupidhead!!!
CG: WHAT. WHAT DID I DO.
AC: :33 < you know purrfectly well what you did!
CG: YEAH, WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKING ENLIGHTEN ME.
CG: BECAUSE I'M PULLING ALL KINDS OF BLANKS RIGHT NOW.
AC: :33 < i am talking about what you said to sollux!
CG: OH.
CG: RIGHT, THAT.
CG: LOOK, I WAS HIGH AS FUCK, ALRIGHT?!
CG: WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
AC: :33 < well its not my fault!
CG: AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT, EITHER!
CG: ALRIGHT, LOOK.
CG: IT HAD TO COME OUT SOMETIME, NEPETA.
CG: HE HASN'T FLIPPED OUT YET, HAS HE?
AC: :33 < well he was purrty furious when he left us!
AC: :33 < and i havent heard from eridan!!!
CG: SO WHAT.
CG: LAST TIME I CHECKED THAT WAS A FUCKING MIRACLE.
CG: EXCEPT NOT THAT GODDAMN WORD. UGH.
AC: :33 < i dont like him either but what if sollux did something to him?
CG: HE WOULDN'T.
CG: I DON'T REMEMBER A HELL OF A LOT
CG: BUT I DO RECALL ORDERING HIM SPECIFICALLY NOT TO FUCKING GO DOUBLEHORNS ON HIS ASS.
AC: :33 < yeah well i also remember him turning all crazy red and blue and crackly too!
CG: OH COME THE FUCK ON.
CG: HE DOES THAT WHEN YOU GET ON HIS NUBS ABOUT ANYTHING.
CG: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, NEPETA.
CG: I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
AC: :33 < :CC
AC: :33 < i just want us to be a team again
AC: :33 < without everyone getting hurt
CG: YEAH, WELL. I DO TOO.
CG: BUT CHANCES ARE PRETTY FUCKING SLIM THERE.
AC: :33 < nooo dont say that!
CG: WHAT, AM I WRONG?
AC: :33 < well purradisa is enough of a troublemaker
AC: :33 < we dont n33d the rest of us making things worse!
CG: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT WRONG THERE.
CG: LOOK, NEPETA. THIS IS MY FAILURE.
CG: I'LL FUCKING FIX IT, ALRIGHT?
AC: :33 < okaaay
AC: :33 < i am just worried thats all
CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS.
CG: JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE ALREADY DOING.
AC: :33 < those stupid pies messed a lot of things up
CG: MADE US LOOK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS, TOO.
CG: GOD, THAT WAS THE WORST DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE.
AC: :33 < me too :CC
AC: :33 < i was scared equius would never talk to me again
CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE SCARED OF THAT.
CG: YOU TWO ARE THE MOST SICKENING DISPLAY OF MOIRAILSHIP I'VE EVER SEEN.
AC: :33 < i know and i know he would never not talk to me but still!
AC: :33 < he was purrty mad
CG: THEN HE CAN GO SUCK HIS OWN NUBS UNTIL HE GETS OVER IT. THAT SWEATY FREAK IS FUCKING LOST WITHOUT YOU.
CG: HE'D FORGIVE YOU ANYTHING.
AC: :33 < well he did furgive me
AC: :33 < but he made me wait two whole days before i finally just went to s33 him since he wasnt going to
CG: WHICH ONLY PROVES MY POINT THAT HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!
CG: YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT YOU'VE GOT TO LET TROLLS HAVE THEIR TEMPER TANTRUMS FIRST.
AC: :33 < his tantrums are so messy though!
AC: :33 < you should s33 his room there are robot parts everywhere
CG: HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL?
AC: :33 < h33 h33
AC: :33 < oh and vwiskers says we should pretend the pies never happened so after this confursation we will pretend that ok?
CG: OH.
CG: YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
AC: :33 < except the thing with sollux
AC: :33 < you should still fix that
CG: YEAH, YEAH, I'LL GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY.
CG: HOLD YOUR WHISKERS.
CG: FUCK, WE DID SOME STUPID SHIT.
AC: :33 < yeah but
AC: :33 < well
AC: :33 < no never mind
CG: WHAT.
CG: WHAT IS IT?
AC: :33 < its just that you give nice tummy rubs :33
CG: UGH.
CG: THAT IS PART OF THE SHIT WE'RE FORGETTING, NEPETA!
AC: :33 < aww ok
CG: ACTUALLY, WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT
CG: THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE.
CG: I JUST
CG: UGH, NO, FUCKING FORGET IT
CG: THIS IS STUPID.
AC: :33 < no no what is it?
CG: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THIS ISN'T ALL IN MY FUCKING HEAD.
AC: :33 < ok but what is it that you want to know about?
CG: ALRIGHT. DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS.
CG: I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.
AC: :33 < *ac zips her lips and locks them and throws away the key!*
CG: GOOD.
CG: ALRIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...VRISKA AND ME.
AC: X33 < h33h33h33h33h33
CG: NO!
CG: NONE OF THAT SHIT!
CG: DON'T EVEN FUCKING START THAT!
AC: :33 < *ac asks purradisa fur the key back since she n33ds to unlock her lips to talk*
AC: :33 < *she asks this somehow and it gives it to her*
AC: :33 < okay so this is what i think
AC: :33 < i can definitely s33 the black there and its purrty pawvious
CG: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
AC: :33 < of course!
AC: :33 < i am an expurrt when it comes to ships as you know
AC: :33 < now i s33 the black but i am not so sure if it is a full blown kismesis yet mind you
CG: OH FUCK YEAH, I KNOW THAT!
AC: :33 < but i would say that you two could pawssibly have the makings of one if you k33p this up!
CG: YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE IN ANY FUCKING RUSH TO THE DOORS TO BLOCK THE DRONES NOW ANYWAY.
AC: :33 < i really hope purradisa doesnt bring any drones over :CC
CG: FUCK, ME TOO.
CG: NOT THAT THERE'D BE ANY POINT.
AC: :33 < we are only six solar sw33ps!
CG: I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT MUCH LONGER.
CG: BESIDES, UNLESS IT WANTED TO BRING OVER A NEW FUCKING MATRIORB TOO, WE'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK.
AC: :33 < wait what happened to the matriorb?
CG: WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW?
AC: :33 < nuh uh
CG: FUCK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEMO WAS FOR!
CG: YOU'RE ALL FUCKING HOPELESS.
AC: X(( < hey i did a lot of researching fur you!
AC: :33 < but no one said anything about the matriorb!
CG: I KNOW, I KNOW. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
CG: I SUPPOSE IF I'M STOPPING ONE PERSON FROM KILLING THE SHITHEAD IT MIGHT AS WELL BE TWO.
CG: ERIDAN BLEW THE THING UP BEFORE HE KILLED KANAYA.
AC: XOO < what!!!
AC: X(( < i was starting to f33l sorry fur him too but furget it now!
CG: DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT.
CG: I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GO CLAW HIS FACE OFF, AT LEAST.
AC: :33 < i already tried that
CG: DID YOU?
AC: :33 < yes when i was a furbeast
AC: :33 < it didnt work out too well though
CG: OH, RIGHT.
CG: GOOD.
CG: THAT, I CAN FUCKING APPROVE OF.
AC: :33 < h33 h33
CG: ANYWAY, THE POINT IS THAT WE ONLY REALLY HAVE TWO GOALS HERE.
CG: UNITE THE TEAM AGAIN, WHICH WE'RE HALFWAY TO WITH THE NEW BASE
CG: AND STOP EVERYONE FROM KILLING ERIDAN RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE.
CG: THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO EASILY.
CG: AND I'M DOING EVERYTHING I FUCKING CAN.
AC: :33 < i purromise not to kill him but if i scratch him up a bit then that was purrobably just an accident
CG: I THINK I CAN LOOK PAST THAT.
CG: BUT ONLY IF YOU REALLY DRAW BLOOD.
AC: :33 < i will make sure to leave the purrple on my claws if i do
CG: GOOD.
CG: TRUST ME, NEPETA, NOBODY WANTS TO BEAT DOWN THAT FUCKER MORE THAN ME
CG: BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM!
AC: :33 < right!
AC: :33 < and we can do that now that we are all here
AC: :33 < umm
AC: :33 < *ac purrses her lips and looks at karkat questioningly*
CG: WHAT.
CG: I MEAN
CG: KARKAT SAYS WHAT, NEPETA.
AC: :33 < we are still k33ping what happened to gamz33 a secret though right?
AC: :33 < even if eridan finds out what he did i dont know how gamz33 will react if he knows what he will do
AC: :33 < and i like cuddly gamz33 :CC
CG: YEAH, WE ARE. NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT SHIT.
CG: MORE LIKE DROOLING MORON GAMZEE.
CG: BUT AS LONG AS HE'S OUT OF HIS GOURD ON THAT SLIME SHIT, WE'RE GOOD.
AC: :33 < you know you are a good leader karkat
AC: :33 < i think this is all i wanted to say
AC: :33 < and we covered it all
CG: ALRIGHT, GOOD.
CG: I THINK THERE'S A FEW TOO MANY MISERABLE FAILURES FOR ME TO BE A GOOD LEADER
CG: BUT WHATEVER. THANKS, NEPETA.
AC: :33 < no purroblem!
AC: :33 < i am going to go paint now
AC: :33 < s33 you later! :33
CG: BYE.
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 03:33 --