(no subject)
Who: ALL 12 TROLLS + 3 KIDS + DAVESPRITE
What: Catching everyone up. Teamwork!!
When: 5th April, late evening
Where: ON THE INTERNET
Rating: PG for children with foul mouths.
--CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board: LEMON FUCKFACE ASSHOLE BRIGADE--
CCG: OKAY, ALL OF YOU LISTEN UP.
CCG: I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF NEW FACES HERE SO I FEEL THIS IS NECESSARY
CCG: AND ANYONE WHO DOUBTS THE IMPORTANCE OF MY MEMOS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF NOW AND GO TO THE SPECIAL KIND OF HELL RESERVED FOR IDIOTS WHO QUESTION ME
CCG: BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF US HERE NOW, AND WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
CCG: SO THIS IS A MEMO FOR SHARING INFORMATION. I'M GOING TO TAKE A BACKSEAT HERE AND HOPE YOU ALL DON'T SHOVE YOUR HEADS SO FAR UP EACH OTHER'S ASSES
CCG: THAT YOU CAN USE EACH OTHER LIKE FUCKING PUPPETS.
CCG: I WANT NAMES, TIMES IN YOUR PERSONAL CHRONOLOGY, AND ALL THE IMPORTANT SHIT YOU KNOW.
CCG: IF WE WANT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE THAT DOESN'T DEPEND ON CASTLE FUCKTERFUGE
CCG: THEN WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER, AS MUCH AS THE THOUGHT MAKES ME SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE IN DISGUST.
CCG: ALL OF YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER AND MAKE SURE WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.
CCG: IF YOU HAVE ANY RECRIMINATIONS AND OH-SO-FUCKING-OFFENDED TO GIVE TO EACH OTHER, FUCKING SAVE IT.
CCG: PUNCH EACH OTHER INTO BLOODY PULPS LATER.
CCG: I DON'T CARE.
CCG: JUST TELL WHAT YOU KNOW NOW.
CCG: ALRIGHT, GO.
( ooc: Threadjack everywhere with everything! We can assume everyone has wished up computers + Trollian/Pesterchum by this point and can get online. Also, be sure to tag yourself in!
ALSO!! Tagging in as Future Your Character is a-okay as well, from whenever later if the mood takes you. Because that's pretty hilarious. )
What: Catching everyone up. Teamwork!!
When: 5th April, late evening
Where: ON THE INTERNET
Rating: PG for children with foul mouths.
--CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board: LEMON FUCKFACE ASSHOLE BRIGADE--
CCG: OKAY, ALL OF YOU LISTEN UP.
CCG: I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF NEW FACES HERE SO I FEEL THIS IS NECESSARY
CCG: AND ANYONE WHO DOUBTS THE IMPORTANCE OF MY MEMOS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF NOW AND GO TO THE SPECIAL KIND OF HELL RESERVED FOR IDIOTS WHO QUESTION ME
CCG: BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF US HERE NOW, AND WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
CCG: SO THIS IS A MEMO FOR SHARING INFORMATION. I'M GOING TO TAKE A BACKSEAT HERE AND HOPE YOU ALL DON'T SHOVE YOUR HEADS SO FAR UP EACH OTHER'S ASSES
CCG: THAT YOU CAN USE EACH OTHER LIKE FUCKING PUPPETS.
CCG: I WANT NAMES, TIMES IN YOUR PERSONAL CHRONOLOGY, AND ALL THE IMPORTANT SHIT YOU KNOW.
CCG: IF WE WANT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE THAT DOESN'T DEPEND ON CASTLE FUCKTERFUGE
CCG: THEN WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER, AS MUCH AS THE THOUGHT MAKES ME SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE IN DISGUST.
CCG: ALL OF YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER AND MAKE SURE WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.
CCG: IF YOU HAVE ANY RECRIMINATIONS AND OH-SO-FUCKING-OFFENDED TO GIVE TO EACH OTHER, FUCKING SAVE IT.
CCG: PUNCH EACH OTHER INTO BLOODY PULPS LATER.
CCG: I DON'T CARE.
CCG: JUST TELL WHAT YOU KNOW NOW.
CCG: ALRIGHT, GO.
( ooc: Threadjack everywhere with everything! We can assume everyone has wished up computers + Trollian/Pesterchum by this point and can get online. Also, be sure to tag yourself in!
ALSO!! Tagging in as Future Your Character is a-okay as well, from whenever later if the mood takes you. Because that's pretty hilarious. )