01 . In which the mun apologizes in advance for this douchebag's existence

[jilbax]

[One of the fourth floor bedrooms has just become occupied. Its new occupant is a three-foot-tall green thing with blue scales and fins on his face. He is confused. And he does not like being confused. Being confused, in fact, pisses him the fuck off.]

WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

[The sound of rushing wind and flapping pages can

Comments

[adstringis]

Do you have enough insults in there?

[jilbax]

I'm just getting warmed up, crack-ho.

[adstringis]

M'kay.

[jilbax]

What. Just "m'kay"? That's all? You don't want a piece of me? 'Cause I can keep going.

[adstringis]

Yep, yep, nope, no thanks.

[jilbax]

What the hell. Whatever. You're a douche. [brb gonna go focus on people he's actually getting a rise out of]

[adstringis]

Deuces, brat.