01 . In which the mun apologizes in advance for this douchebag's existence

[jilbax]

[One of the fourth floor bedrooms has just become occupied. Its new occupant is a three-foot-tall green thing with blue scales and fins on his face. He is confused. And he does not like being confused. Being confused, in fact, pisses him the fuck off.]

WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

[The sound of rushing wind and flapping pages can

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[jilbax]

YOU STOP YELLING!!

[jilbax]

OH, YEAH, YOUR MORE YELLING HAS TOTALLY ENDED THE NEED FOR YELLING! LOOK AT ALL THIS NOT YELLING I WANT TO DO NOW!

[jilbax]

HMM LET ME THINK ABOUT IT, OH YEAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO WHAT I WANT!

[jilbax]

COME FUCKIN' TRY IT, UGLY, I'LL KICK YOUR FAT ASS!

[jilbax]

[busts out laughing] HAHAHA, YOU'RE ALL "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU," AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM, THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS!

[jilbax]

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Jilbax is laughing so hard man why can't he hold all these laughs.]

OH MY GOD, OKAY, FUCK, HAHAHA! I'LL GIVE YOU - heheh - I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT -

I'M IN A CASTLE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jilbax]

[JUST... JUST MORE LAUGHING HAHAHAHA]

[jilbax]

[... aaaand after a little while the laughter dies down. Jilbax will just go out into the hall, disperse so he's invisible, and float around looking for a dumb ugly bitch to troll some more 8Da]