01 . In which the mun apologizes in advance for this douchebag's existence

[jilbax]

[One of the fourth floor bedrooms has just become occupied. Its new occupant is a three-foot-tall green thing with blue scales and fins on his face. He is confused. And he does not like being confused. Being confused, in fact, pisses him the fuck off.]

WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

[The sound of rushing wind and flapping pages can

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[challengesworld]

[Don't mind the creepy person with clocks for eyes staring into your room with a never-ending grin. Because he is totally harmless, what are you talking about. He gives a chipper wave, as if that whole rant did not happen at all.]

Salutations! Somebody seems aggravated. Welcome to Paradisa!

[jilbax]

[Don't mind the oh god what]

Jesus fuck, don't - what the hell is wrong with your face?!

[challengesworld]

Nothing is wrong with my face.

[Seriously why does everyone keep reacting that way to his face Cheriour does not understand you people :I]

These are my eyes! Honestly, it's like people have never seen anyone with clocks for eyes before.

[jilbax]

Uh, yeah, news flash, that's not fucking normal. [pointing at his own eyes in demonstration]

[challengesworld]

Not among you people, of course! But for me and some of my fellow angels, it's the most normal thing ever. I can see why people would be so hesitant to believe in a being who replaced his eyes with working clocks, but really, you should look at yourselves. Nose jobs, hair implants...you people do so much to your bodies, I'm surprised you aren't made of plastic by now.

[jilbax]

[.... too long didn't listen. Jilbax goes ahead and cleans his ear.... well his fin.. ear... with his pinky finger. Just lounging back in midair there.]

Hold up. You're an angel now? [sing-songy] Buuull-shiiit~

[challengesworld]

Yes, I am, whether you believe it or not.

[And suddenly, just like that, he's gone. The only sound lingering in the air is of gears turning against one another...]

[And then, POOF, he's right there behind the little esper. You know, without the actual poof.]

Not all depictions of angels are necessarily true.

[jilbax]

[wait where'd he g- SA;LFKSHDAGKJHDLAJDSKAF totally flaily-slapping the crazy teleporting guy with all available limbs. of course, since he is made of air, this will just feel like a pleasant breeze.]

HOW THE FUCK JESUS SHIT DON'T DO THAT!!!

[challengesworld]

So very sorry! I didn't mean to scare you. However, it does hurt me a little when one doesn't believe me.

[He cocks his head curiously, like a bird.]

Now, what sort of creature are you?

[jilbax]

[Ugh this guy... is a creeper... Jilbax doesn't really want to keep talking to this creepy guy...]

Wh- okay first why the fuck should I tell you?

[challengesworld]

Because that is the way social conversation goes, isn't it? Unless I have been missing something over the last few thousand years...

That being said, we should introduce ourselves. I'm Cheriour, angel of the Lord. And you are?

[jilbax]

[Giving you the LOOK, mister................... but eventually, reluctantly, he answers.]

... Jilbax.

[challengesworld]

Jilbax. What a nice name. And what world do you hail from? I hail from Earth, myself, but what about you?

[jilbax]

[Okay. One for one questions. This ain't bad. He'll roll with it. For now.]

... Earth. Too. Sorta. Fuck, why are we doing this?

[challengesworld]

Because it is proper to do so. And besides, I've been searching out people from my world like a dog hunts after rabbits. Everyone seems to be from another world! It's amazing! But also very confusing. Some of them don't even know what angels are.

[jilbax]

[what's with that look also why is he the rabbit in this scenario. Jilbax is trying to scoot away a little without being called out on it.]

Okay, uh, let's just say we're from alternate Earths or some shit, 'cause, you don't have folks like me, and I know my Earth sure as hell doesn't have clock eyed ginger angel guys running around... in it...