Comments | paradisa: blog forty-one

bro_codebreaker in paradisa

blog forty-one

Oct 27, 2009 15:55

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So, uh, hi.

What up.

I don't suppose you'd have any insight as to why there's a pitchfork in front of my door, covered in fake blood, with the not-so-business-end stuck into a duffel bag full of masking tape?

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Hey, free candy. Sweet.

barney stinson

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need_to_rule_it October 27 2009, 20:08:38 UTC

Uhhhhh....

[long pause]

...What makes you think I would?

bro_codebreaker October 27 2009, 20:11:01 UTC

Let's start with clearly, this is a threat, and I haven't ticked anyone off lately.

Except for maybe Crowley.

Who doesn't do stupid creepy crap like this.

need_to_rule_it October 28 2009, 06:13:20 UTC

...Maybe Halloween prank?

[totally believable innocent laugh]

bro_codebreaker October 28 2009, 15:40:41 UTC

Suuuuuuuure.

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onlyanapple October 27 2009, 20:15:18 UTC

...Do you really want to eat anything that's going around for free in this place?

bro_codebreaker October 27 2009, 20:23:43 UTC

I figure the candy just comes from the same place as my wishburgers, dude. Besides. It isn't like my name's Rodolphus Floop or anything. I'll be fiiiiiiiiiine.

onlyanapple October 27 2009, 20:35:17 UTC

Yes, but you actually ask for burgers. I remember when the castle gave fruit away, and it made everyone who ate it tell the truth.

Just saying.

bro_codebreaker October 28 2009, 01:49:49 UTC

... It did? .... Yikes. That sounds ... like I would have been very glad that I mostly eat junk food.

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stellarsigned October 28 2009, 00:52:29 UTC

Don't eat too much. You might get sick.

Um...is it too late to get a job at coffee shop you were telling me about?

bro_codebreaker October 28 2009, 01:51:13 UTC

I'll behave, Luce. Don't sweat it.

And of course it isn't! This one girl named Collette volunteered to send over baked goods from her baking club, so I'm not sure we still need a head baker, but extra hands are always good.

And if you know anyone else who's looking for work, I've got a really good friend who could use waitstaff at her bar.

stellarsigned October 28 2009, 01:53:09 UTC

Just making sure.

Great, do you have times set up?

I'll make sure to direct them to you.

bro_codebreaker October 28 2009, 02:06:51 UTC

You could just have your old hours back, if you wanted. Hang on a second -- [rifles through some papers] Aha. Here it is.

You had first shift from Monday to Wednesday, second shift on Thursday, and first shift again on Friday. If that's too much, I can scale you back - I've been doing mornings anyway, so I'm used to it.

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