Twenty Four

[thelabking]

So...um. Remember those stink bugs I was collecting? Funny story.

Some of them might have escaped into the castle. They look like this. [Have a picture of a stink bug pasted in the journal, folksIf you find any, let me know? And don't poke them, because when startled, they release a really bad smelling liquid that contains cyanide

Comments

[hyper_thief]

Hodgins... Why are you collecting stink bugs?

[thelabking]

[>>]

Because they're a facilitating species.

[hyper_thief]

But, they smell. [D:]

WTF Spellcheck?

[thelabking]

They're still awesome.

[toolshedarsenal]

Cyanide, hm?

Thanks for the heads-up.

[thelabking]

...You're welcome? [Something doesn't feel right here]

[toolshedarsenal]

Last thing I wanna do is miss two weeks on account of a random bug, after all.

[hey, Castle, can he have a net or something? ... faaaaaaaantastic]

[thelabking]

...They can't kill you, they just smell. They'd taste pretty bad, which is why I, y'know discouraged the licking.

[Creeper. CREEEEEEPEEEERRRRR]

[encryptedlock]

Who the fuck goes around licking bugs?

[thelabking]

Have you met some of the people in this place? I wouldn't put it past some of them.

[encryptedlock]

All right, good point.

I still think it would serve them right if they did, though.

[thelabking]

It wouldn't do the bugs any good, though. Poor lil' guys.

[Yeah, he cares more about the bugs than the people]

[fixthingsfirst]

...Cyanide-releasing bugs. The fun just never stops.

[thelabking]

Not a whole bunch of cyanide. I promise they won't kill anyone.

[fixthingsfirst]

Fine. Cool. I can't even think of a sarcastic response, so I admit defeat. This place and the whole "anything can happen" routine has finally broken me.

[thelabking]

Awww this place isn't that bad, right?