9th mojito
Pirates, huh? That's gotta be one for the books.
[There is a Sam Axe in your kitchen, Paradisa, and he's not effected by the whole pirate thing at the moment. He was just looking to fix himself some breakfast, and at the moment he's pouring himself a cup of coffee]
You know, I dealt with pirates -- real ones -- when I was in the SEALs. Those guys can be some scary sons of bitches. [a bit of pause as he takes a long sip of his coffee before there's a bit of a fond noise]
Huh. That kind of tasted like --
[and then comes the THUNK! as Sam hits the floor]
[So poor Sam is not a pirate, but since his loss is his tolerance for alcohol, I decided to be mean to him and have all his liquids turn to rum. So there is an unconscious ex-spy in your kitchen. Have fun with him.]
[There is a Sam Axe in your kitchen, Paradisa, and he's not effected by the whole pirate thing at the moment. He was just looking to fix himself some breakfast, and at the moment he's pouring himself a cup of coffee]
You know, I dealt with pirates -- real ones -- when I was in the SEALs. Those guys can be some scary sons of bitches. [a bit of pause as he takes a long sip of his coffee before there's a bit of a fond noise]
Huh. That kind of tasted like --
[and then comes the THUNK! as Sam hits the floor]
[So poor Sam is not a pirate, but since his loss is his tolerance for alcohol, I decided to be mean to him and have all his liquids turn to rum. So there is an unconscious ex-spy in your kitchen. Have fun with him.]