iRun A Pirate Crew
[dictated right into the journals, as enthusiastic as possible]
Ahoy! I'm Carly!
Avast! Me be Sam!
[TOGETHER;] And this is-- iCarly!
Except not!
Yeah, not really.
This is our wonderful pirate ship, SS Cardboardikins...
Prepared for adventure out on the open sea-- uh, duck pond-- for all those pirate-flavored adventures, which I believe... [dramatic pause] tastez extra salty.
Oh yeah, and don't forget all that pirate talk!
[leaps up, acting ferocious and bearing her teeth] Arrrrrrrrrgghhh!
Aaaaargh!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghh!!
...arr! [bouncy giggle]
So! If any of you listeners out there want to be in our nasty pirate crew, the most rip-roaringest crew out there, the crew that's guaranteed to shiver your timbers...
Then head on over to the duck pond and be piratetastic seafarilicious with us!
Our deck needs swabbing!
So much swabbing.
And by swabbing, we mean sinking all those other ships!
If you don't want to sink all those other ships--
[interjects, leaping forward again] --YOU'LL WALK THE PLANK!
And yes, only those who like being devoured by the creatures of the deep as well as tasting horrible, smelly failure, enjoy walking the plank.
It's true. [nods] So true.
(ooc: Black is Carly, Blue is Sam. JOIN THEIR PIRATE CREW; CLEARLY THEY HAVE THE BEST ADVERTISING. And you may be double-tagged. Who knows?!
Also, for those not familiar with the show, they essentially advertised like THIS.)
Ahoy! I'm Carly!
Avast! Me be Sam!
[TOGETHER;] And this is-- iCarly!
Except not!
Yeah, not really.
This is our wonderful pirate ship, SS Cardboardikins...
Prepared for adventure out on the open sea-- uh, duck pond-- for all those pirate-flavored adventures, which I believe... [dramatic pause] tastez extra salty.
Oh yeah, and don't forget all that pirate talk!
[leaps up, acting ferocious and bearing her teeth] Arrrrrrrrrgghhh!
Aaaaargh!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghh!!
...arr! [bouncy giggle]
So! If any of you listeners out there want to be in our nasty pirate crew, the most rip-roaringest crew out there, the crew that's guaranteed to shiver your timbers...
Then head on over to the duck pond and be piratetastic seafarilicious with us!
Our deck needs swabbing!
So much swabbing.
And by swabbing, we mean sinking all those other ships!
If you don't want to sink all those other ships--
[interjects, leaping forward again] --YOU'LL WALK THE PLANK!
And yes, only those who like being devoured by the creatures of the deep as well as tasting horrible, smelly failure, enjoy walking the plank.
It's true. [nods] So true.
(ooc: Black is Carly, Blue is Sam. JOIN THEIR PIRATE CREW; CLEARLY THEY HAVE THE BEST ADVERTISING. And you may be double-tagged. Who knows?!
Also, for those not familiar with the show, they essentially advertised like THIS.)