Thirty Fourth Song
[So, for the past few days, Lorne has been dangling, all tied up in the back room of Caritas, thanks to Moonbay's plan. It's worked, thus far, sure he still twitches but this keeps him somewhat still. His journal is open on a table beside him, so he can keep up with the gossip]
You know, this is great and all, and don't think I'm not grateful but I think I'm losing the circulation in my arms. Plus I think I'll probably need to pee soon.
[Pause. Hi idea!] Oh hey, why didn't I think of that sooner! Hey, journal buddies? Who wants to do me a favour and cut my head off? Come on, don't be shy!
You know, this is great and all, and don't think I'm not grateful but I think I'm losing the circulation in my arms. Plus I think I'll probably need to pee soon.
[Pause. Hi idea!] Oh hey, why didn't I think of that sooner! Hey, journal buddies? Who wants to do me a favour and cut my head off? Come on, don't be shy!